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2003-09-09, 02:57 PM | [Ignore Me] #3 | ||
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How comes at least 1 person in every Soap Opera couple has cheated?!
If anyone here has seen Coronation Street you'll see how stupid this is. This 16/17 year old girl has had the following problems: 1. She got pregnant and now has a kid 2. She met some paedophile on the internet and got attacked 3. Her mother fell in love with some guy who eventually turned out to be a serial killer (ultimately trying to kill the family) 4. She leaves home with her boyfriend at 17 and gets chucked out because of lack of money 5. Her mother gets social services on her to take her baby away this has all been in about 3 years to the SAME GIRL!!! Soaps = SHIIIIIIIIT |
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2003-09-09, 04:17 PM | [Ignore Me] #5 | |||
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Uhmm....All of that except #3 has happened to one of my cousins.
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2003-09-09, 07:55 PM | [Ignore Me] #10 | ||
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At least you don't have Novelas (Spanish-language soaps, which, if possible, are even crappier than American ones. Why? They are less popular and last less as long. Only old grandmas that left in '59 watch Novelas.)
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2003-09-09, 10:36 PM | [Ignore Me] #12 | |||
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2003-09-10, 02:12 PM | [Ignore Me] #15 | |||
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