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Old 2003-09-09, 01:05 PM   [Ignore Me] #1
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Why is it that Soaps are so stupid?
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Old 2003-09-09, 02:12 PM   [Ignore Me] #2
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My mom watches them all day, i want to shoot myself.

"Aj, your the father"

"Stacy, that wasn't my sperm"

"OMG!!!"


Retarded stories, bad acting, OMG OMG OMG!!! :suicide:
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Old 2003-09-09, 02:57 PM   [Ignore Me] #3
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How comes at least 1 person in every Soap Opera couple has cheated?!

If anyone here has seen Coronation Street you'll see how stupid this is. This 16/17 year old girl has had the following problems:

1. She got pregnant and now has a kid
2. She met some paedophile on the internet and got attacked
3. Her mother fell in love with some guy who eventually turned out to be a serial killer (ultimately trying to kill the family)
4. She leaves home with her boyfriend at 17 and gets chucked out because of lack of money
5. Her mother gets social services on her to take her baby away

this has all been in about 3 years to the SAME GIRL!!!

Soaps = SHIIIIIIIIT
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Old 2003-09-09, 03:45 PM   [Ignore Me] #4
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It's scary you know so much about that Sp3ctre...
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Old 2003-09-09, 04:17 PM   [Ignore Me] #5
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Originally posted by Sp3ctre
How comes at least 1 person in every Soap Opera couple has cheated?!

If anyone here has seen Coronation Street you'll see how stupid this is. This 16/17 year old girl has had the following problems:

1. She got pregnant and now has a kid
2. She met some paedophile on the internet and got attacked
3. Her mother fell in love with some guy who eventually turned out to be a serial killer (ultimately trying to kill the family)
4. She leaves home with her boyfriend at 17 and gets chucked out because of lack of money
5. Her mother gets social services on her to take her baby away

this has all been in about 3 years to the SAME GIRL!!!

Soaps = SHIIIIIIIIT

Uhmm....All of that except #3 has happened to one of my cousins.
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Old 2003-09-09, 06:01 PM   [Ignore Me] #6
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I'm glad all the soap shows i get are over by the time i get to school, but then all hte judge shows come on.
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Old 2003-09-09, 06:04 PM   [Ignore Me] #7
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cable TV.

No (well less that regualr chanels) Soaps. Kiddie cartoons, Old movies, Bloddy doctor shows, or the rare etc.

All better than Soaps
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Old 2003-09-09, 06:21 PM   [Ignore Me] #8
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theyre like pornos without the porn
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Old 2003-09-09, 07:55 PM   [Ignore Me] #9
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the "Judge Shows" own!
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Old 2003-09-09, 07:55 PM   [Ignore Me] #10
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At least you don't have Novelas (Spanish-language soaps, which, if possible, are even crappier than American ones. Why? They are less popular and last less as long. Only old grandmas that left in '59 watch Novelas.)
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Old 2003-09-09, 09:34 PM   [Ignore Me] #11
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nothing is better than the maury shows, like when the title is "My 6 year old son beats me up!"

I cant help but watch and laugh
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Old 2003-09-09, 10:36 PM   [Ignore Me] #12
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Originally posted by Everay
nothing is better than the maury shows, like when the title is "My 6 year old son beats me up!"

I cant help but watch and laugh
Agreed...but those aren't soaps...
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Old 2003-09-09, 10:40 PM   [Ignore Me] #13
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All the day time talk shows suck now

It's

"Send my daughter to bootcamp"

"Geek to hottie"

"My son beats me up"

"I'm addicted to sex"

Blah, what crap
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Old 2003-09-09, 10:47 PM   [Ignore Me] #14
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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Old 2003-09-10, 02:12 PM   [Ignore Me] #15
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Originally posted by Nimbus
Uhmm....All of that except #3 has happened to one of my cousins.
Shit man! I've also got to add that her Boyfriend, who she lives with, is going to come out! I know this stuff because it's on at dinner time and I never get the remote!
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