$1,000,000 Keyboard

Squeeky · 2003-09-20, 03:20 PM

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/AS...712027-1805700

I purchased this keyboard on a whim and man was it the best million I've ever spent. THIS KEYBOARD CURES CANCER. It has a button on it that summons Jesus to come and talk to you. WARNING: Don't play BF1942 with Jesus; has the walk-on-water hack. He can also fly and see through walls. This Keyboard changes the oil in your car and makes a killer rump roast. It can also potty train your dog and your kids while serving up SoftServe ice cream (vanilla only as of this writing).

oh shit how funny

VashTheStamped · 2003-09-20, 03:43 PM

Blood_Knight · 2003-09-20, 03:48 PM

holy shit

Smaug · 2003-09-20, 04:02 PM

One minor complaint: the Create Natural Disaster key has begun to stick; the implications of this could be monumental.

Hehehe man thats great.

Irenicuz · 2003-09-20, 04:08 PM

Lol, did Amazon make an error is it really that expensive? :

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Smaug · 2003-09-20, 04:09 PM

Shit I'd pay 2 million for the Jesus feature alone.

JonnyK · 2003-09-20, 04:09 PM

11 used & new from $18.07

Irenicuz · 2003-09-20, 04:11 PM

oh... an error then...

Khronos · 2003-09-20, 06:54 PM

the comments are so awesome

thanks for the link squeeky

r3d · 2003-09-20, 06:59 PM

Ide SO bid on that, I could seriously use the jesus button right now, my pants seem to have cought on fire

NoSurrender · 2003-09-20, 08:31 PM

Lexington_Steele · 2003-09-21, 12:45 AM

Slightly on, but slightly off, topic

Somewhere I heard about an independant film that either stars Beck, or has Beck in it. Supposedly the premise of the movie is that the characters are all searching for an alien keyboard that makes all kinds of crazy sounds.