Whats the worst injury you ever had?

BUGGER�GHO�T · 2003-09-23, 12:25 AM

I dont think this is my worst but it hurt like hell. (its basicly what i said in the "ouch that hurt" thread thing)

K, like back in april or may i was trimmind the trees, or cutting off branches for wood so we can actually have our fireplace running this winter. I dont know how, but suddenly the ladder slips right? I'm like shit, i'm gona fall. The ladder sliders a few inches down and then leans backwards away from the tree-down the slope/hill. During this time i still got the saw in my hand (i was freaked and didn't really know what th hell to do). Finally i decided to let go of te saw, which somehow cut my rightshoulder alittle deep. Now i finally hit the ground and start rolling backwards dow the hill. Theres a steep 4 foot fall once you get to the edge, so i rolled down it, and luckly landed on something better than a bigass rock, but a bigass pile of leaves. Now i'm laying there, and oh yes, I was home alone. Luckly its easy to get back up, not up the drop, but up a more....flatter hill (sry culdn't think of the word). My shirt was ripped and had holes in it, and had a big blood stain on the shoulder, so i threw it down the hill for the rats to eat. Luckly, besides the cut on my shoulder, i had only bumps and bruises and 2 or 3 mnor scratches that kinda bled alittle.

And still, kinda strange, but my parents dont know that ever happened, and i'm hella glad they dont cause they dont feel like paying for stiches or an xray again and i hella dont feel like getting yelled at again.

I also broke my wrist, arm, and ankle from biking (real bad attempts at doin tricks off a ramp) and ATVs at different times, but this hurt the most.

K, your turn.

Flammey · 2003-09-23, 12:26 AM

Playing 2 ball soccer, I tried kicking a ball, as another guy did the same, and I sprained my knee pretty damn bad.

Mtx · 2003-09-23, 02:13 AM

I almost drown in a pool as a baby.

A fat guy ran into me when I was 6 at the skating ring and broke my wrist... fat bastard.

A tree almost fell on me later that year. That's when I learned not to play in the forest while daddy is cutting down trees.

I fractured my skull when I was nine.

I was hit by a car when I was ten.

When I was 13 my dog bit through my wrist and vein. Blood just poured out. (Same wrist fat bastard broke)

When I was 18 I learned that little bumps turn into jumps at 70+mph and smashed my car into a steal pole.. thing. Nothing like seeing a pole behind your head to make you not want to listen to that Korn song again.

As of lately my Ex wife has been trying to kill me. When is divorce ever final you ask? When you tell the bitch to just "deal with it", move out of state, don't tell anyone where you live or what your number is and pray to God that your child is taken care of.

Sputty · 2003-09-23, 03:05 AM

Originally posted by Mtx

A fat guy ran into me when I was 6 at the skating ring and broke my wrist... fat bastard.

Sorry, that was me time travelling

Irenicuz · 2003-09-23, 03:07 AM

(From the age thread I thought you were only in your teens and said you lied about you having a wife mtx... maybe im mistaken and im too lazy to check it..)

My most painful event was probably when I got knocked into a wall by a fat guy in some school sports thingy, (fat guys really suck, huh?) dislocated my shoulder and bruised some ribs.

Noone knew how to pop my shoulder back in... so I was left with the pain as I walked like 5 or so miles (would have thought a teacher would have given me a lift..... nope) to a hospital. The popping back in sucked too.

Flammey · 2003-09-23, 04:16 AM

Yeah, MTX is turing into a habitual liar. We are having a BAD influence on him.

Everay · 2003-09-23, 04:35 AM

i fell off of a fence once.....and i get these migrane headakes about 2 every week at least, so im sorta constantly in pain since they can last for days

Flammey · 2003-09-23, 04:37 AM

UUUhhhh, not shitting you, but that's a very BAD sign dude. Go see a doctor. Unless you already have.

Everay · 2003-09-23, 04:39 AM

what my headakes? dont worry i have, ive taken at least 20 different kinds of pill to help, not much works, and the only thing that does work, well the side effects really suck

Indecisive · 2003-09-23, 08:02 AM

Lets see.

I ran and skid and hit my head on the metal side of one of those door edger things. I was bleeding all over and had to get a bunch of stitches

Fell out of a tree once... Concushion

Cut off part of my thumb with one of those vegatble slicers cause i forgot to assemble it propperly.. lol

fell off my bike, chiped and knocked out my tooth and needed stiches for meh head.

ow.

Squeeky · 2003-09-23, 08:40 AM

Well here it goes.

Back when i was in military school i got on deans list, so all the kids who got on deans list got to take a winter ski trip. We wen't to Snow Summit in Caifornia. The whole time i was having a blast, getting really good at snowboarding. So finally, the last 3 hours i was there on sunday we decided to do West Ridge, which is an advanced trick park. And we would all follow the lead of one of the seniors. Well we are hauling ass down the course half a mile from the bottom and we are coming up on a rail that sticks out of the grond about 2 feet. Very easy rail. As i approach it do a nice boardslide half way across and jump off. Being really excited i turn around to see my friends reaction who was pretty excited. So i'm hyped up. his face then turns to a grim expression and i turn around and the second my eyes meet the tree in front of me i try to put my hands up to block myself. I hit the tree doing about 20 MPH my injuries are as follows

2 Fractured Wrists
Broken Nose
3 Broken Ribs
1 broken ring finger
knocked out cold

I remember distinctly being pulled behind some guy on his ski's, and i asked him if i could get up and walk down, and he couldnt hear me and then i went unconcious again

All in all it was pretty painful recovery

Febnon · 2003-09-23, 08:43 AM

ok i was running into my tool shed and i hit my finger on an buzzsaw it lopped three of my finger off, my brother found my mom and they called 911, they managed to keep the fingers frozen so the hospital could sew them back on, but they have been stiff ever since but nothing compared to some of the other injusrys posted in this thread, o and the buzzsaw was not on it is just very sharp.

Bighoss · 2003-09-23, 04:13 PM

worst injury: I have two, my first was getting hit by this by a car cuz some drunk guy came up a blind road or what ever and didn't stop at the stop sign, my jaw got really messed up! it was hard to eat for a long time! now when I yawn it hurts! luckily I found out I did 1000 bucks worth of damage to the car!!! and his insurance didn't cover it! HAHA I got that bastard back.

My other great injury was me skiing down a double black diamond called white heat at sunday river and some bastard kid that it was probauly like his first day skiing comes screaming down this hill, no turning or anything, he was clearly out of control and was screaming and he decided hitting me would have been a good way to slow down, he got hurt a lot more, I was just full of bruises and threw up cuz I got so winded! something got sprained I think, I can't remeber.

My worst disease: I would defiently have to go with Ecoli, that one really sucked.

Spider · 2003-09-23, 04:29 PM

Slit my throat... 24 stitches.... viva el suicide!

Irenicuz · 2003-09-23, 04:47 PM

Why'd you do that?