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2003-10-20, 10:37 PM | [Ignore Me] #1 | ||
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Have you seen that video clip from Ohio of the kids in the school bus after it flips? As if the left side of the bus was magenetized, they all fall and turn into a writing mass of elementary school kids.
It's not the kids fault, they haven't done anything wrong. No annoying songs, spitballs, etc. were seen. Not the driver's fault. He was avoiding traffic. Whose fault? The genius who decided that school buses didn't need seat belts. Someone could have been hurt. I think those kids have gained significantly in toughness points, almost as much as that guy who cut off his arm with a pen knife to free himself from a boulder. Now THAT guy is the MAN!
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2003-10-20, 10:40 PM | [Ignore Me] #4 | ||
I was actually at the NTSB and helped research why school buses are safer without safety belts. Seriously, kids get FUCKED UP when they are in seatbelts on buses. Kids are so flexible, they really do bounce back.
edit: that really makes it sound like I did something. I got coffee and shut the fuck up.
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2003-10-20, 10:40 PM | [Ignore Me] #5 | ||
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I don't have it, go watch the news. It's all over the news.
And seat belts are the win. You are much more likely to die in a car accident if ejected out of the car.
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2003-10-20, 10:41 PM | [Ignore Me] #6 | |||
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2003-10-20, 10:41 PM | [Ignore Me] #7 | |||
Cars aren't school buses though.
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2003-10-20, 11:00 PM | [Ignore Me] #10 | ||
The safest place to sit on a bus is just behind that emergency door in the windows halfway in the bus. The most dangerous is in the back. In like 2 of the videos we watched, the kids in the back left seat all died.
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2003-10-20, 11:06 PM | [Ignore Me] #12 | |||
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2003-10-20, 11:14 PM | [Ignore Me] #15 | |||
Quite true. I haven't seen anything about this case, that's a pretty stupid thing to be doing.
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