The most BS Post Ever!

[Biohazzard56]

Lets face it TR is way underpowered compared to the other two empires. Only way TR is actuallt holding continents is due to their high skills and good players. Unlike the zerg strat that NC and VC is using, the TR is using strat to win. Even tho TR have good players they are serius underpowered.
I written a couple of small things that will make the TR be balanced in the game

* Give all the TR MAX jump packs and shields (its unfair that NC and VS should have them but not TR)

* The TR AA MAX is broken, it only works against enemy planes. Fix it so it works just as good against antything just like the TR AV MAX.

* Enable a second mode on the minigun. Make it a auto aiming mode that makes the bullets fly towards the nearest enemy (I mean actually need to aim to hit is just silly).

* The Striker is way underpowered. One rockets should be able to kill anything (make the game atleast a little realistic) also up the reload and fire rate (5 rockets in 3 sec is just way to slow we are talking about a rocket launcher here)

* The Prowler is weak. Make it twice as much armor and let the driver use all the weapons while he drives (Its unfair that NC should have the best tank in the game come on lets share)

I know some more but I want to keep TR a bit underpowered I like a challenge.

I myself play VS(Yeah Im one of those noobs that just zerg unlike the talented TR MAX players). I think we all can agree that its time to boost the TR if not we should nerf the NC and VS to hell and back. I mean TR cant hold back the zerg waves of NC and VC to long.

Signed Pinky of Markov

Post Script : lol spookfire I would like to see how you handle this one, If you agree with me Im gonna kill myself.

(noobs I will not explain irony plz look it up in a book)

Continueing with the theme of dumbass , id like for people to make their own Underpowered posts heres a few of my suggestions (dont take them seriously)

A) Decimator got STEALTH NERFED CAUSE I DONT HAVE ANY SKILL BRING BACK THE PHOENIX LIKE FIRE MODE!!!!!!!!1111

B) Make the phoenix actually kill something

C) Give my vanguard a bumper sticker that reads "If you can see this you are screwed"

D)NC ScatterMax needs to have a machine gun on its other hand.

E) Bring back the sucky jackhammer of open beta days

F) The Maelstrom needs to have plasma nades

D)Make the Bolt Driver one shot one kill (ok i wasnt kidding about that one it would be nice but it wont happen :P)

Ok Those are mine dont take them seriously.

[Black]

who posted that crap?

[SERPUS]

I did

[SilverLord]

Even if he doesn't play TR, he is a moron.

[Destroyeron]

o.0

I don't think the Striker fires 5 rockets in 3 seconds. I'd say it probably fires one rocket about every second.

ghost

[Phaden]

You realize that he is totally just busting on the TR players right?? The original quote is just a joke. Wow.

[Smaug]

You guys realize he was being sarcastic, right?

[ChewyLSB]

Yeah... he was being sarcastic. It's some weird syndrome that people online cannot detect sarcasm.

[Indecisive]

Trolls are funnay

[Diddy Mao]

ROTFLMGDAO that is teh sux0rz

[Cider_Ownz]

"(noobs I will not explain irony plz look it up in a book)"


My spider sense is telling me something......... perhaps...... there is a small chance that this post is actually a sarcastic one?

*gasp*!

[00AgentDuck]

lol when I first started reading that quote I thought what kind of idiot would post this nonsense? But then I read on and saw the sarcasm, very good

[EarlyDawn]

I suspect this post may have been made in jest.

[Smaug]

yeah but the initial replys weren't