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Old 2003-11-02, 03:14 PM   [Ignore Me] #1
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If this happened to me I would be like "goodbye phone"
http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/ptech/1...eut/index.html
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Old 2003-11-02, 03:15 PM   [Ignore Me] #2
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Thousands of commuters delayed for a phone? Nucka gonna get CAPPED!
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Old 2003-11-02, 03:16 PM   [Ignore Me] #3
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"The phone has not yet been recovered."

that sux, all that for nothing
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Old 2003-11-02, 03:38 PM   [Ignore Me] #4
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I hate cel phones.
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Old 2003-11-02, 03:39 PM   [Ignore Me] #5
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Originally Posted by Nimbus
I hate cel phones.
Don't you mean you Bizzaro hate them?
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Old 2003-11-02, 03:50 PM   [Ignore Me] #6
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it was prolly an n-gage and he was playing while taking a shit.
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Old 2003-11-02, 03:59 PM   [Ignore Me] #7
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He is going to get rammed up the ass by his cell phone company now though...

Cingular for example gives at least $200 off every phone when you get a new contract with them. (or upgrade and extend your contract) So if you lose your phone in the middle of a contract you need to buy a new phone at full price, or cancel your contract. (which for Cingular is $150 charge) So while I would despise reaching down into a toilet like that... If I had $500+ to buy the same phone again I just might think about it.

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Old 2003-11-02, 06:19 PM   [Ignore Me] #8
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Sucks for him....


K, since this is is about phones an toilets, might as well break out my idea for a new kind of toilet.

Like you know, talking on the phone, suddenly you got the urge to take a shit. You go to the toilet, take a crap and still constantly talk on the phone. Now what do you do after that, you dont want the person your talking to know that you just took a crap and that groan wasn't really a cough. But the toilets going to give it away. I mean one, hit the "flusher" with your foot and sprint away from the toilet, or you could let it sit and have someone come yelling at you later because now that whole area smells like shit.

Now heres the idea. A toilet delay timer. You hit the nob and then walk away casually and the toilet flushes. Simple as that, no more extra workout after you take a dump.

Like my idea?
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Old 2003-11-02, 06:38 PM   [Ignore Me] #9
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The echo of your bathroom will give you away first. The PLOP will give you away second. And third, you aren't washing your hands after you take a dump?
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Old 2003-11-02, 06:41 PM   [Ignore Me] #10
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ouch he got you there, wouldnt want to use the phone after you BUGGER�GHO�T
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Old 2003-11-02, 06:46 PM   [Ignore Me] #11
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Old 2003-11-02, 07:17 PM   [Ignore Me] #12
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Thanks for bringing that to my attention. Back to the drawing boards!
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Old 2003-11-02, 07:31 PM   [Ignore Me] #13
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Originally Posted by Paingiver
"The phone has not yet been recovered."

that sux, all that for nothing
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Old 2003-11-02, 09:13 PM   [Ignore Me] #14
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I think the Mute button on the phone was invented for this very reason...

The only problem I have is my mute button makes a beep that both parties hear... How pointless!
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