Stupid CR5s (Tactical Blunders)

[Biohazzard56]

This happens far to much, whats the stupidest thing you've heard a CR5 doing

[Rayder]

Ask what time the weather channel was on.

[Kikinchikin]

Klar: my girlfriend was like Klar when are you gonna put that hotdog down and fuck me

also the funniest

[Biohazzard56]

"I just made CR5 w00t for me , i gotta go take a shit"

[VashTheStamped]

im a CR5 and i dont say stupid things

i said one stupid thing on global and it was...

Hello everyone!!

[1024]

Originally Posted by Lilbird2431

Klar: my girlfriend was like Klar when are you gonna put that hotdog down and fuck me

also the funniest

i remember that.

"dont kill the gen, I need more exp"

ghost

[Hamma]

Asking everyone to recall due to a spitfire turret.

[MuNsTeR]

lol biohazzard u are cr3 i played w/ u 2day :P

[Biohazzard56]

i know im CR3 , but im a better commander than 90% of Markov.

[1024]

Originally Posted by Hamma

Asking everyone to recall due to a spitfire turret.

"omfg a turret!" :frightened:

[Rayder]

I swear one of the cr2 commanders on emerald for the VS said "OMG! ITS HAMMA!!! RECALL!" and he did.

[1024]

Originally Posted by Rayder

I swear one of the cr2 commanders on emerald for the VS said "OMG! ITS HAMMA!!! RECALL!" and he did.

what a dumbass. doesn't he know that he has like a 90% that hamma is drunk and will probably end up trying to go through a rocj with an ANT than shoot anyone, let alone the enemy...?

[Vashthestampedo]

Something about a party in my pants....

it wuz a boring day on markov as the NC/TR had a pop locked fight on some continent

CSR came down on me for that one...

[Smaug]

One time I said "Everyone we need massive backup in Hossin, we also have free punch and pie." I had the command chat cracking up, and /tells for me to change it to beer and chicks and then they'd consider. Incase you're wondering I'm Mosher on NC Emerald.