History of French wars

[Peacemaker]

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/france.html

For anyone who cant see this

Sumarry:
Lost, Lost, Lost, Lost, Lost, tie, Lost, Lost, Lost, won by america, won by america Lost, Lost, Lost

[Squeeky]

The french belong in the kitchen.

[Vick]

What is the point of this thread?

[Mr1337Duck]

"Thousands of French women learn what it's like to sleep with a winner. Unfortunately, widespread use of condoms by Americans forestalls any improvement to the French bloodline."

OWNED!

Isn't it funny they claim ties in all the wars they lost?

"After three ties in a row, some claimed this as the height of French military power"

[Mr1337Duck]

Originally Posted by Vick

What is the point of this thread?

It's to mess with the French, smelly people. Smelly because they don't wear deodorant, and they don't shower even once every 3 days, more like once a week.

[arctik]

It just shows how "stupid they are" if they've lost that much due to stupidity, which, by the stories i hear is true then they deserve their tittle.

....loosers..

[BUGGER]

durin the rev war, it was kinda a win cause they where kinda fighting along side us against the british....

but otherwise, the french suck ass.

[Corrosion]

And when Napoleon conquered most of Europe? Huh? Did they lose ever battle? I think not.

[Everay]

i wanna point out, Napoleon was one of the best generals ever, at land and sea, and kicked the crap out of every nation, and the only reason russia won, was the same reason as why russia won in WW2, the winter. but in the end, Napoleon lost because he was double teamed, but besides him, France sucks

[Rayder]

Bah, that was ripped off of another website. I forget what it was called, but it had all that and French jokes to boot. And corrosion, a battle is not a war.

[Everay]

psst, rayder, it wasnt a battle, it was alot of battles.

[Rayder]

A war is not won with a battle. It is won by beating the shit out of the other side's commander.

[ZionsFire]

Kick Him Some More!

[Ed the MAD]

firstly, i have every bit of respect for the french fighting man. he is well equipped, well trained, and when put in a straight up fight, he can hold his own very well. however, the problem lies with his leaders. they are either arrogent fuckholes with delusions of grandure(as witnessed in the times before the the American Civil War), complete idiots who spend more on poorly canstructed machineguns(WWI) or building walls and forts that don't protect anything(WWII), or assholes who intentionally put him at an insane disadvantage out of either A)spite, or B)polatics(as seen in Dien Bien Fu). in all fairness, the french soldier has been fisted up the ass by his government more times than he'd care to mention.

now, let's focus on all the irreplaceable contrabutions the French have made to modern society. the Toilet, the Corridor, parfume, Fellatio, those food trays at McDonnald's. sure the majority of them hate america because we always save their strategically and politically worthless asses, but hey, we could be kicking their strategically and politically worthless asses like everyone else. so they really shouldn't talk shit about us.

[Mango]

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion. All you do is leave behind a lot of noisy baggage."