Remote Control Watch

[Squeeky]

http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/giftsunder50/5a7b/

From Thinkgeek.com:

Time to take control...
Okay, just how cool is a watch with a built-in universal remote control? Well...pretty darn cool we think. Imagine the possibilities - you'll never lose your remote again; you can go to your neighborhood sports bar and take control of those big screen TVs; when visiting a friends house you can watch what you want to watch. Put the power that comes with having the remote right on your wrist!

The Midas features comtemporary styling and a sleek design. The watch is not large or clunky. The remote control buttons are very well integrated into the overall watch design and are very easy to push. The remote can be programmed, using a 4 or 5 digits code, in approximately 30 seconds. The pre-programmed database of codes covers every make/model of TV and cable receiver imaginable.

Imagine what a kid could do with the TV's in the classrooms.

[delta]

Ah, my PDA has that, if I can ever find the fucking charger for it...

[Rayder]

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[Derfud]

My idiot friend bought one of those off E-bay, he didnt know how to get it to work so he had to send it back to the guy he got it from.

[Ait'al]

Does it unscramble porn?

[delta]

Originally Posted by Ait'al

Does it unscramble porn?

Yes...it does.

[SDM]

Remote controlled schortz...




3-SPEEDS!

[Squeeky]

Jingle Bell Thong > Those.

[SDM]

WTF...

• The invasion has begun. Make love not war!
• Life size, stands over 50 inches tall.
• Has open mouth and inflates by blowing in crotch

...uhhh

[firecrackerNC]

Actually I have one of those and got a 10 day suspension from school in 8th grade for it.Funny thing is,when I was caught they gave me 3 saturday schools.So I decided I wasn't going to use it again but I was gonna use it as a watch,well then a teacher told on me for just having the thing and the gay ass Assisant Principal gave me 10 days and banned me from the Cedar Point trip later that year saying I was "a danger to the safety of the other kids" LMAO my parents bitched at him major time but I still couldnt go.Luckily my parents are cool and I i skipped school the same day they all went to Cedar Point and my dad drove me up there.So I wouldn't suggest using it in school unless you want a little vacation

[SDM]

So I wouldn't recamend using it in school unless you want a little vacation

The Alien, or the vibrating thong?

[Fragmatic]

I had one of those and used to change the channels whenh we were watching videos in class all the time!

[firecrackerNC]

Originally Posted by SDM

The Alien, or the vibrating thong?

watch.I use my vibrating thong in school all the time,I just tell people its my cell phone if they notice it.

[Squeeky]

Originally Posted by firecrackerNC

Actually I have one of those and got a 10 day suspension from school in 8th grade for it.Funny thing is,when I was caught they gave me 3 saturday schools.So I decided I wasn't going to use it again but I was gonna use it as a watch,well then a teacher told on me for just having the thing and the gay ass Assisant Principal gave me 10 days and banned me from the Cedar Point trip later that year saying I was "a danger to the safety of the other kids" LMAO my parents bitched at him major time but I still couldnt go.Luckily my parents are cool and I i skipped school the same day they all went to Cedar Point and my dad drove me up there.So I wouldn't suggest using it in school unless you want a little vacation

how in the motherfuck did you manage to get caught. I mean did you stand up and say "IT'S ME TEACHER!!!". I don't see how you could get caught for something like that.

[Dharkbayne]

maybe because he's constantly pressing buttons while the TV seems to be controlled by a remote source. Of control. That is remote.


EDIT: I must get one of those watches, turning the T.V. on during tests and maxing the volume over and over = gold