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Old 2003-12-30, 10:30 PM   [Ignore Me] #1
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Unbeliveble story

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Old 2003-12-30, 10:32 PM   [Ignore Me] #2
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
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Old 2003-12-30, 10:34 PM   [Ignore Me] #3
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I don't beliiiiiiiieve it! (gotta love that show)
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I bet nobody notices this text.
[Hezzy]: "balallaalalla! blow the heathens up with a large nuclear device"
[Hezzy]: "BOOM"
[Hezzy]: gg
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Old 2003-12-30, 10:38 PM   [Ignore Me] #4
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Hm, humanity may not be as shitty as I assumed.
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Old 2003-12-30, 10:43 PM   [Ignore Me] #5
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Woah.
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Old 2003-12-30, 10:55 PM   [Ignore Me] #6
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Old 2003-12-30, 10:59 PM   [Ignore Me] #7
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I saw that a couple of days ago, very moving.
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Old 2003-12-30, 11:03 PM   [Ignore Me] #8
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Damn...
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Old 2003-12-30, 11:12 PM   [Ignore Me] #9
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Wow... That made a total heartless guy like me shed a tear.
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Old 2003-12-30, 11:20 PM   [Ignore Me] #10
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Originally Posted by Squick
Wow... That made a total heartless guy like me shed a tear.
I'll admit it too... No shame in it really...
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Old 2003-12-30, 11:42 PM   [Ignore Me] #11
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I guess its not fake...
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Old 2003-12-30, 11:43 PM   [Ignore Me] #12
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Originally Posted by Onizuka
I guess its not fake...
It still could be fake... But you gota be one fucked up psychopath to somehow get off on making a story like that.
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Old 2003-12-31, 12:25 AM   [Ignore Me] #13
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My eyes got teary after reading that.
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Old 2003-12-31, 12:26 AM   [Ignore Me] #14
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Originally Posted by Squeeky
My eyes got teary after reading that.
It's called crying Squeeky
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Old 2003-12-31, 12:27 AM   [Ignore Me] #15
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Best. Story. Ever.
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