If life was an RPG...

[Spee]

I could go outside with a nice coat on, no pants, no gloves, nor udnerwear, and still be marginally warm.

Snipers would have a bitch of a time.

Fistfighting would now need at least a rudimentary knowledge of mathematics.


Feel free to add to the list...

[Smaug]

You could earn a living by beating up unsuspecting animals. Who knew rabbits carried gold?

[Onizuka]

iD hAvE OVEr 1 THouSANd HP!!!!1!!11

[firecrackerNC]

I could go down to my local supermarket and buy full armor and weapons with gold I had found from a secret cave with a level 23 boss

People will always talk to me and tell me secrets and tips about the land and wont just give me the finger

I wont have to eat or sleep,im always refreshed

Before I am born I get to choose what I look like and what race I am

[Incompetent]

It would have quicksave/quickload buttons.

[JetRaiden]

Everyday strangers can only say a few lines of dialog.

You can run from New York to LA, with boredom as the only possible drawback.

You can carry 4 sets of armor, 6 large weapons, over a dozen potions, and still be free of exhaustion.

Almost all "people" have some kind of quest or mission for you. "I lost my purse to a horde of orcs living in a collosal cave to the north. Can you get it for me?"

Every now and then you come by someone who looks exactly like you.

When fighting someone, you take turns, just to be fair.

[firecrackerNC]

Potions instantly heal you and stop all bleeding in under a second

No one else ever seem to sleep,they just wander the streets going back and forth doing nothing

Everyone else seems to look exactly alike

If you die you can load a new game and start over

[DoomWarrior]

You could travel hundreds of miles in meere hours, by walking

[AztecWarrior]

You can have multiple personas and be non-schizophrenic.

When you die, you can respawn at the cost of 10% gold and 50% XP.

The more experienced you are, the higher health you have, to the point where not even an axe to the head will kill you.

[1024]

You won't ever have to take a poo.

[SDM]

If life were an RPG I'd have

ENORMOUS TITTIES

[Octavian]

We'd be making threads like this but with a different title.

[Jaged]

My screen name would be Sam Jackson, and my name would be Jaged.

[Dharkbayne]

Everyone once in a while, you'd run into someone names Leygolas , Legolaz, Logelas, and Lagolas

[Spee]

Breaking and entering isnt a crime, rather, it's a town custom.