You know you have been playing planetside too long when...

[Jabberwocky]

Yeah I'm sure people have done something like this before, but I'm taking the liberty of making a new one (flame on if you want, I don't care)
anyways...

You know you have been playing Planetside too long when:

1. You try to patch up your car with a caulking gun
2. You run around your neighbor hood trying to "cap" people's houses
3. You attempt to open your door with a laser pointer.
4. You can't add to this list because you are playing Planetside.

Other good ones I've heard (but didn't make up):

5. You break down and cry uncontrollably every time you see a backpack.
6. You call for someone to come and kill you when you get stuck in a shower stall.

Feel free to add to this list if you can think of some more.

one that ive heard
you know you've been playing ps too long when you find your left hand is always resting on wsad even when you're not playing

[VashTheStamped]

yep been done. still funny

[Cauldron Borne]

7. You complain that the checkout lady should get adv hacking because she is taking to long with the scanner,
8. Your version of heaven is: <Click here to choose a respawn location>
9. You pay your employees according to there Br and Certifications
10. Instead of saying something is unfair you start ranting 'OMFG! NERF TEH <insert>!!'
11. You start speaking in 1337 speak.
12. 'yes' and 'no' questions are answerd with 'vva' or 'vvn'
13. You call the freshmen at your school n00bs
14. You sit at bus stops wonderin' why the HART is taking so long
15. When you get lost you look up in the sky looking for beacons of light.
16. When you lose your bus money you tell your friends 'It's no problem, I'll just recall'
17. When the wind suddenly picks up you wish for DLV because you thought you saw a cloaker.
18. You think the other guys on the track team are using serge
19. You tell your friends to meat you on: Emerald, Ceryshen bridge at 5:30 EST
20. You call people who hit-and-run 'rotten tk'ers'

I can probably think of more, but not right now.

[Rbstr]

Originally Posted by Cauldron Borne

13. You call the freshmen at your school n00bs

i call every inferior being a noob

[Retroactive]

21. You get in a car accident, and claim "It was lag".

[VashTheStamped]

when you war and you think if you die you can respawn in the bathtub back at home.

[I Hate Pants]

I've been playing too much PS when I wake up the next morning and my eyes look like piss holes in the snow.

I think i've said that one already.

[SecondRaven]

When try to access for weapons and armor at ATM's

[VashTheStamped]

Originally Posted by SecondRaven

When try to access for weapons and armor at ATM's

[Jabberwocky]

25. You carry around a striker when you go outside instead of buying mosquito repellant.

[xmodum]

[00AgentDuck]

26. You go sky diving but don't pack a parachute, telling your buddies that your "kinetic dampeners" should kick in any second now.

[Katanaboy]

27. You sit in the checkout line of a store, trying to decide between two items, because you know you're stuck with one for 24 hours until you can forget it.

28. You rush to the scene of a car accident, shouting to the people, "Don't respawn, adv. medic here!"

29. You once again sit in the checkout line of a store, silently hoping an enemy cr5 will OS the pad, shortening the line.

30. You start your car and wait for it to auto-drive off out of your garage.

[Onizuka-GTO]

Originally Posted by Katanaboy

28. You rush to the scene of a car accident, shouting to the people, "Don't respawn, adv. medic here!"