Planetside Offical forum terminology.

[Darksim]

Welcome to Seththemedics Forum Lesson 32: Terminology. Part One.

In your life with the forum, you will notice many words you may be unfamiliar with, this lesson will clarify these words so you can use proper planetside forumite english.

Let us Begin.

Kra: Whiney Bitch who whines about anything presenting a challenge and makes numerous threads about it causing mass brain meltage. "Kra likes to whine"

Kra'ed: This is when Kra (See Above) has the dev's nerf/buff something. "You've Been Kra'ed"

Serpus: Sometimes reffered to as "The One" Serpus provided hilarous posts to all forumites.
He is no longer with us "Remeber when Serpus made POST UR LUNCH V2.0!!111!!1"

Elian Gonzales: Partner in serpus for providing amusment to the forums. "ELian is crazy."

SporkfirePS: The God Of Peace. "Sporkfire, Please help us!"

SmokejumperPS: The God of Nerf. "OMG SMOKE PLZ NERF."

Tom-SOE: The Oracle. He lets us talk to the Gods.
"Thanks Tom-SOE."

Raph: Satan. "Oh my sporkfire, Raph is on the dev team."


(Or however his name is spelled)
Smedley: The Top God. "Its Smedley! All Hail!"

Reclaimer77: A Horrible Demon. "Oh my god its reclaimer again."

Buff: To enhance a Item. "OMG BUFF ARMOR"

Nerf: To downgrade a item "OMG NERF REXO."

Planetside-Universe: Heaven "I'm goin down to planetside-universe"

That concludes Part one of Proper Forum terminology.

[Peacemaker]

Note: PSU is not the OF's. We dont need to talk about Kra here. Just refer to the idiots at the OF's as ummmmm the idiots at the OF's. No need to get specific. We know all about them. Other than that.

WTF?

[VivaLaNuBc4k3]

i have never heard of kra or kra'ed. must not get around the forums much. where are those words posted?

[Darksim]

Kra is the whiniest bitch in the whole world.

And if KRA ever gets something nerfed, It shall be called "Kra'ed"

[Darksim]

But......Serpus is a forum hero

[mechaman]

Originally Posted by Darksim

But......Serpus is a forum hero

umm....NO, Serpus was just annoying as fuck

[Happy lil Elf]

Originally Posted by Darksim

But......Serpus is a forum hero

No. Serpus was a forum hero to many of morons who infect the Offical Forums.

Around here he's generally held as just an idiot who got banned from the OF forums for making an ass of himself, came here and cried about what a horrible injustice getting banned from the Official Forums was, made an ass of himself, and got banned.

[ZeusCali]

em.... can we have some helpful terminalogy this thread is more like historical references terminalogy is like:
funnay
lol
lmao
rofl
lmfao
omg
..etc
thanks plz some one save da spam'd

[Darksim]

Serpus was hilariously funny. But I dont recall him being Banned.


Ohhh wait.

Serpus eventually quit planetside and sold his account to some MORON named Mickey.
Stupid Mickey probaly caused teh bann4ge

[Glaynor]

Wow, great - inside jokes about people on a different forum. Who gives a shit about people on a another forum? I don't. Save the spam for the official forums.

BTW - i checked out the official forums - they are the worst. I thought that VN Boards for DAOC were bad, wow - these people are some of the whinniest crybabies I have ever seen. And talk about trolling - whoa.

[Darksim]

Lots of people leave troll bait there

No but really Serpus was hilarious. He temporarily saved teh forums from desending into boringness and oblivion.

Serpus: "OMG I HAVE GIRLFRIEND, I GO DO TEH SECHS NOW."
Forumites" "Serpus your girlfriend is 300 pounds or you dont have one"
Serpus: " I POST PICS!!111 YOU MISS OUT."

Too bad the god damn forums delete old posts.

[Setari]

Here's one that came to power on IRC, with origins as a simple typo:

Shunk: Shunk is an interesting word, spawned as a typo of Skunk. IRC whores turned the word into a 2 hour phenomena. It started as small as a grocery store food. It soon after evolved into a drug, banned in Mother Russia. Followers and users of shunk brought it to world interest as they used it in their campaign for power. Some referred the power of Shunk's main users to that of Hitler's. Names such as the Shunkher were born. Then the empire became known as the Thousand-Year Shunk, and the Third Shunk . Then the entire incident was quelled after an hour-long battle for recruits ended in a massive loss for Pro-Shunkers. One shunk follower succumbed to mental retardation and changed sides ( ), another fell victim to various Real-world chores, whatever the real world (not the show) is. The last and greatest follower of the Shunk, the Shunkher, held out to the bitter end when boredom and the need for sleep overcame him.

That, my friends, is the story of Shunk for anyone who really cared. (seems like Dharkbayne did ) Thank you and good night.