Useful Military Warnings

[Biohazzard56]

Useful Military Warnings


"Aim towards the Enemy." - Instruction printed on U.S. Rocket Launcher


"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." - U.S. Army


"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground." - U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop


"If the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal


"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit." - Army's magazine of preventive maintenance



"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just
bombed." - U.S. Air Force Manual


"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo." - Infantry Journal

"Tracers work both ways." - U.S. Army Ordnance



"Five-second fuses only last three seconds." - Infantry Journal


"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid." - Col. David Hackworth


"If your attack is going too well, you're probably walking into an ambush."
- Infantry Journal


"Any ship can be a minesweeper ... once." - Anonymous



"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do." - Unknown Army Recruit



"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you." - Your Buddies


(And lastly)


"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him." - U.S. Ammo Troop

[Retroactive]

no offense, but O F N. didnt you already post this?

[Rayder]

I think Vic did.

[HawkEye]

heh it is still funny

[MrVicchio]

Originally Posted by Rayder

I think Vic did.

I did...

Nother warning label:

Do not post *** all ready posted stuff... you will be ridiculed.. I know having done it a few freaking times...

But since you stole my post... I hate you.