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Old 2004-03-14, 10:08 PM   [Ignore Me] #1
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If there is writing on your clothes...


...it will be looked at.

If you are wearing your pants low, it will be looked at.

If you have a tattoo, it will be looked at.

Keep these three essential axioms in your mind, especially any females (Jenny, Jupe, eMa's Ghost, Led & Co.) I hate women who have: shirts with messages DIRECTLY OVER their breasts AND a tattoo under their waist revealed by their low jeans that are annoyed if anyone looks at these things. Guess what: I can't speak for the rest of the male gender, but I do take notice and try to read your shirt.

If you are going to dress this way, be prepared to be looked at.

If someone were to get angry (which I sense will happen), I would pull something out of Real Ultimate Power (as in flipping over backwards onto the roof, running on it, and entering a Stuka Power Dive onto their head, shattering it) on them.

I also don't appreciate this kid who wears his shorts super-low on his waistline, revealing skin almost all the way to the pubic hair at rowing practice. We are all men. What the hell is he hunting for? There are no members of the opposite gender at our school, and he is a male non-homosexual.

I hate to pull a Maddox EgoTrip here, but I am right. If you disagree, you are wrong. Period.
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Old 2004-03-14, 10:11 PM   [Ignore Me] #2
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I agree. I like boobies too.
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Old 2004-03-14, 10:12 PM   [Ignore Me] #3
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Writing, tattoos, or flashing neon lights. It doesnt matter, i'm gonna look at your tits and ass regardless of writing.
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Old 2004-03-14, 10:23 PM   [Ignore Me] #4
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Old 2004-03-14, 10:25 PM   [Ignore Me] #5
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Originally Posted by Gohan_VA
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Old 2004-03-14, 10:50 PM   [Ignore Me] #6
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Originally Posted by AztecWarrior
...Guess what: I can't speak for the rest of the male gender, but I do take notice and try to read your shirt.

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Old 2004-03-14, 10:53 PM   [Ignore Me] #7
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heinchtenflausen!
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Old 2004-03-14, 10:57 PM   [Ignore Me] #8
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Ok and I had to know that why?
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Old 2004-03-15, 12:17 AM   [Ignore Me] #9
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Does this Font make my tits look small?
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Old 2004-03-15, 12:22 AM   [Ignore Me] #10
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rofl Firefly - priceless. That definitely should go onto a PSU greatest comment thread. Surprised there is not one of them already out there.

On the topic at hand - I think it is so preposterous when some women will wear slutty, provocative clothing and then be offended that we are looking at their bodies or we assume they are sluts. If I dressed like a bum and didn't shave for a week people would think that I was homeless. If women dress all provocatively men are going to think they are easy ...

Like my momma always said - "if it smells like shit, looks like shit and tastes like shit, odds are you have a whole bunch of shit" - well "if she dresses like a slut, looks like a slut and presents herself like a slut, odds are you looking at a big slut".
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Old 2004-03-15, 01:14 AM   [Ignore Me] #11
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Or you're looking at the porch-pussy cocktease. I fucking hate those, with a fierce fierce passion.

But... Nothing wrong with being a slut. More power to them. Now a filthy dirty skank... that's just sick.
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Old 2004-03-15, 01:22 AM   [Ignore Me] #12
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Originally Posted by Dharkbayne
I agree. I like boobies too.
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Old 2004-03-15, 02:39 AM   [Ignore Me] #13
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btw i agree if women think it's fun to joke around at it hence where a shirt that attracts the attention wheather by having text there or by sexy clothing it is them that attract the attention. Is it our fault we were designed to procreate not copulate?

i can't post female picts without a NWS on can i?

WARNING PICTURE OF BOOBIES BELOW





































with blue feet too :-D, i can't post female picts without a NWS on can i?
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Old 2004-03-15, 07:09 AM   [Ignore Me] #14
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I remeber I got into an argument with a friend of mine about this. I asked her why she'd wear asshugging jeans, a thong, and semi seethrough shirt. She responds that its what fashionable and girls just try and look there best. Then I asked who are you trying to look your best for? Other girls? She just got mad at that and said guys don't understand.
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Old 2004-03-15, 07:43 AM   [Ignore Me] #15
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lol. This is a funny discussion. Id agree with all of this but personaly I love cock teasers. Its just so fun to spend a long time wooing them over.
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