Need Cure Of Hiccups

[Bighoss]

my head hurts soooooo much, please somone help me! I can't stop the hiccups!

[Sputty]

Kill yourself

[AztecWarrior]

Your diaphragm is involuntarily contracting. A 12 gauge to the belly should work.

[Kikinchikin]

slow down. Say somewhat slowly, "I wonder how I got these hiccups."

Then wait. It should have worked. I learned this in 7th grade. My bio teacher was a neat freak.

If that doesn't work drink water and gargle it.

[Bighoss]

Originally Posted by Sputty

Kill yourself

the universal post, works in every thread

I ate an apple, now there gone!

[AztecWarrior]

Fragmatic, give him the coup de grace...

Frag says this happened to you because you touch yourself.

[MilitantB0B]

There is only one cure for the hicups as far as I know, but it isn't pleasant. My brother taught it to me, and I have taught it to many others:

I told my brother (older) I had the hicups. He told me he knew how to cure em. He told me to look up and pull on my earlobes and yawn. When I did so, he punched me in the breadbasket (the area where your diapham is) after catching my breath and punching my brother in the kidney, I noticed my hicups where gone. It worked then, and it has worked every other time I or anybody else tried it.

Kinda funny, but not very nice...

[Setari]

Hold your breath as long as you can without passing out. Or if you can handle it eat a teaspoon of sugar.