You archaically-minded fucksticks...

[Spee]

My names Alex. My brother is Pete. Dad...Is dad.



Alex: I wanna buy a book.
Pete: Which one?
A: The PHB or DMG.
P: Whassat?
A: Dungeons and Dragons.
P: Why ya wanna play that *** game?
A: 'Cause everyone in my school does...
P: Bullshit. Maybe .0005% of your school plays That Game.
A: Actually-
P: No. Walk around this city. any city, and ask all the kids if they play D&D. Only one or two will say yes. Only psychos and druggies play that game anyhow. Anyone whos EVER played that game has died from drugs, or died from a bullet in thier head. Or they work at McDonalds.
A: Youre really wrong, pete.
P: No im not. Dad, how many people played D&D in your highschool?
Dad: They didnt have computer back then, fuckstick.
P: Its not a computer game.
D: Oh, that queer thing. Youre not playing it, Alex. The people who play that commit suicide and shit. There was this big ass investigation on it and shit. Do something important with your free time (Dad turns out ESPN) go out and do something constructive.
A: *seethes in the blatant hypocrisy*
P: So yeah. Youre not getting the book. Now, lets watch Saving Private Ryan. Dad likes the opening sequence.



A simple "no" would have sufficed

[FlakMan]

f your dad. Go out and buy the book.

[Spee]

Originally Posted by FlakMan

f your dad. Go out and buy the book.

No $$$$. Which is why I asked.

[JetRaiden]

"fuckstick"?

[Mango]

Hey guess what? I wrote any annotaed bibliography for my college english that proves them wrong. Maybe you can show it to them?

Want me to post it?

[Rayder]

Hot damn! So, how will I commit suicide? Pill, knife, gun, rope, train, bridge, water, shark, land mine, sexual exhaustion, or walking into a PETA meeting with a fur coat, aligator shoes and briefcase, elephant wastebasket, and a little button on my ape hair shirt that says "Cows Are Yummy."

[Spee]

Ill go and buy it when I get home, which is in what...2, or 3 days?


Its the principle of the thing. And the pure IDIOCY in the statements shown. I even asked for evidence, and he fed more more bullshit.

[JetRaiden]

Originally Posted by Rayder

Hot damn! So, how will I commit suicide? Pill, knife, gun, rope, train, bridge, water, shark, land mine, sexual exhaustion, or walking into a PETA meeting with a fur coat, aligator shoes and briefcase, elephant wastebasket, and a little button on my ape hair shirt that says "Cows Are Yummy."

I vote for sexual exhaustion

[Infernus]

tell him that you've found a new hoobie... the Kama Sutra... and you need money to buy the most recent guide... if he inquires as to what the kama Sutra is say that its a sport that involves killing ****...

[Hezzy]

Originally Posted by Infernus1080

tell him that you've found a new hoobie... the Kama Sutra... and you need money to buy the most recent guide... if he inquires as to what the kama Sutra is say that its a sport that involves killing ****...

I would think nearly everyone knows what the Karma Sutra is. I even asked a random toddler and they explained what it was to me

[Infernus]

... ... maybe your right but from the sounds of it his dad and brother might not... er no offense...

[Dharkbayne]

I need a new hoobie.

[Happy lil Elf]

Spee. Your dad is a fucking moron. Your brother is a fucking moron. Please tell them I said this. Then hit them with a bat. A large bat.

[AztecWarrior]

A failure in judgement. I'm sure your dad is a good person outside of this. However, he is in grave error. These are the same people who see skateboarders/hackers/computer gamers as antisocial, sucidial, depressive anarchists.

[I Hate Pants]

Why would you waste time playing D&D when you can play Baulder's Gate with 5 of your friends?

Much easier to play

Lots more fun

No ****** Dungeon Master being a stupid fuck.