�nited St�tes rox

[SDM]

�nited St�tes Toughens Image With Umlauts
WASHINGTON, DC�In a move designed to make the United States seem more "bad-assed and scary in a quasi-heavy-metal manner," Congress passed a bill Monday changing the nation's name to the �nited St�tes of �merica. "Much like M�tley Cr�e and Mot�rhead, the �nited St�tes is not to be messed with," said Sen. James Inhofe (R-OK). An upcoming redesign of the �merican flag will feature the new name in burnished silver wrought in a jagged, gothic font and bolted to a black background. A new national anthem is also in the works, to be written by composer Glenn Danzig and tentatively titled "Howl Of The She-Demon."

[Ogge]

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?���t�d St�t�s r�x� :|

[JakeLogan]

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[SDM]

If I hadn't donated to PSU, I would buy you retards a sense of humor.

[Kaltagesta]

a wise man once said, 'gotta look after number one'...

[martyr]

[Ogge]

Originally Posted by SDM

If I hadn't donated to PSU, I would buy you retards a sense of humor.

sorry...

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[FlakMan]

Danzig

[Electrofreak]

[Jennyboo]

Cool

[Khronos]

hahaha teh �ber States.

[Kyonye]

I like to move it move it

[Squeeky]

Originally Posted by SDM

If I hadn't donated to PSU, I would buy you retards a sense of humor.

[ViperGTS]

[Biohazzard56]

I know for a FACT half of you still dont get it.