Two guys are sitting in a bar in a skyscraper building, a blonde guy and a beefy brunette. The brunette is sitting alone at the end of the bar, pounding shot after shot of vodka. But after each shot, he walks over to the window and jumps out, only to walk back into the bar minutes later and do the whole thing all over again.
After watching him do this for a little while, the blonde guy decides to find out what the fuck is going on. So he strolls up to the brunette and asks, "How do you do that? How do you live after jumping out the window?" and the brunette said, "It's easy, just take a shot of vodka and try it for yourself."
The blonde guy, intrigued, agrees. He takes a shot of vodka, walks over to the window, and jumps to his death.
The bartender walks up to the brunette afterwards and says, "You're a real asshole when you're drunk, Superman."
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2004-05-10, 11:19 PM
hamma, his dog, jenny, et cetera.
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