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View Poll Results: Who would win in a standard, anything-goes fight | |||
Mike Tyson | 6 | 25.00% | |
Captain America | 16 | 66.67% | |
Tie | 2 | 8.33% | |
Voters: 24. You may not vote on this poll |
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2004-05-12, 11:46 PM | [Ignore Me] #1 | ||
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Continuing my sleep-deprived maniacal, unrealistic fights, we now bring you Round 2.
Mike Tyson, professional boxer, famous for the "Holyfield Ear Incident" and "Child-Ingestion Incident" VERSUS Captain America of superhero fame Now with Super Poll-voting action!
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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