The FDA gets realistic.

[OfaLoaf]

Originally Posted by Email I got from a friend

Due to increasing product liability litigation, American liquor
manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following
warning labels be placed immediately on all containers:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
hell happened to your bra.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a
retard.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the
morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have
mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the
morning and see something really scary.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable
rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you
are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are
invisible.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe people are
laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the
time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

[TekDragon]

Ugh... those bring back some bad memories.

[Fragmatic]

Originally Posted by TekDragon

Ugh... those bring back some bad memories.

[Ivan]

Originally Posted by Email I got from a friend

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

[Dharkbayne]

Originally Posted by TekDragon

Ugh... those bring back some bad memories.

"im sottttttttryyuuuuuuuuuuuu"

[Hamma]

[Sputty]

Warning: Alcohol consumption may make you believe you have a snake in your pants and you may rip off your genitals to stop it

[Hamma]

That only happened to me once.

[JetRaiden]

is that real?

[scarpas]

Originally Posted by Sputty

Warning: Alcohol consumption may make you believe you have a snake in your pants and you may rip off your genitals to stop it

ouch.

[firecrackerNC]

lol I can relate to at least 4-5 of those from a few weeks ago

[TekDragon]

Originally Posted by Dharkbayne

"im sottttttttryyuuuuuuuuuuuu"

Omg, how do you still remember that? Your worse than Squeeky. I hate you.

[UncleDynamite]

The Flash versions of some of the above warnings

[SDM]

Originally Posted by TekDragon

Omg, how do you still remember that? Your worse than Squeeky. I hate you.

Not too long ago someone linked the thread. It was a funnay read.

I was thinking it - Dharkbayne typed it.

[Electrofreak]

Sadly, the one flash of the guy dancing reminds me a LOT of my own dancing on new years... I was dancing to some music (i don't remember what it was... in fact theres a lot i dont remember, i was high half the time too) but I was dancing with a glass of vodka mixed with... mountain dew code red I think... anyhow as I recall I spilled a bunch of it all over the floor and myself... and a bunch of people found it very amusing.

wow New Years is always a blast (except the next morning when your friends tell you about all the drunk fucked-up shit you did that night, your head is throbbing intensely and you are wondering WHERE IN HELL YOUR LEFT SNEAKER WENT TO)