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2004-06-02, 03:46 PM
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Go Brazil!
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-06-02, 03:52 PM
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*sends Ninja-Hunters after Frag* Go England!  
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 I love you, You love me, Lets go kill those dammn NC's With their jackhammer shotguns, And their Phoenix Missiles too, and make them wish they were barney's too. |
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2004-06-02, 03:56 PM
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Yes you buy them from special breeders, then raise them yourself.
They come with prepackaged Ninja-huntering software plus weaponary. They also make mean hedge trimmers. 
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I love you, You love me, Lets go kill those dammn NC's With their jackhammer shotguns, And their Phoenix Missiles too, and make them wish they were barney's too. |
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2004-06-02, 04:11 PM
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Our PE teacher, who is English and plays football every week for a club still now, went to uni in America and he said that yes, they DO wear pads, and yes, there is normally about 5 seconds of play before the whsitle goes, but it's 5 incredibly intense, crazy seconds, and it does sound like brilliant fun.
God, you know who i sound like? Pimms o'clock! 3 of you, one of me! 10? Well, if we don't mind sharing glasses... |
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2004-06-02, 04:53 PM
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I personally believe that football was a game made for our resident asylum community. The action lasts, if you can believe it, less than five seconds, and is fucking boring: Everyone but the QB and a couple of rushers just tries to hold the other guy off. Plus, professional football playes have an average lifespan of around 45-50 years
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