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2004-06-14, 01:44 PM
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If you were elected president, what would be the first thing you did?
I'd make June 14, National Hookers & IceCream day. Everyone gets the day off. edit: obviously, prostitution would be legalized under my administration. Last edited by SDM; 2004-06-14 at 01:47 PM. |
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2004-06-14, 02:09 PM
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well technically your American
Everyone person who lives on the North & South American Continents are that.  
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2004-06-14, 02:25 PM
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Shake the hands of my Cabinet:
Hamma - VP. Marsman - Dept. of Homeland Security (hax your phone line) Thronebeast - Dept. of Justice (the Iron Fist) Sentrosi - Sec. of Defense (stand on justice) Orange - Sec. of Agriculture (watch the fruit) Early Dawn - Sec. of Education (teach 'em to speak) Triggar - Sec. of State (make us look good, gurl!) Martyr - Sec. of Housing and Urban Dev. (my slum lord) New departments I would create: Doop and Dharkbayne - Dept. of Jesters Squeeky - Dept. of Fapping Verifications and Monitoring 
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Manitou "On the plains of hesitation lie the bones of countless millions who, upon the dawn of victory, sat down to rest and resting, died." <))>< |
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2004-06-14, 02:29 PM
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First thing I'd do is get in the face of all the other candidates and make fun of them because they weren't elected.
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2004-06-14, 02:47 PM
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 Mani where would i be 
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2004-06-14, 02:48 PM
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For a good time, call 1-800-WX-BRIEF |
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2004-06-14, 02:49 PM
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Manitou "On the plains of hesitation lie the bones of countless millions who, upon the dawn of victory, sat down to rest and resting, died." <))>< |
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2004-06-14, 02:57 PM
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I'd cut most of our relations and business with remaining totalitarian governments. Cuba, China, etc.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-06-14, 03:03 PM
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Lightbulb Collector
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You'd be surprised...
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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