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Old 2004-06-22, 10:01 PM   [Ignore Me] #1
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Man commits suicide after having sex with hen


Don't know if this has been posted before but, MY GOD

http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.j...toryID=5288963
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Old 2004-06-22, 10:03 PM   [Ignore Me] #2
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Farked about a month ago...
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Old 2004-06-22, 10:03 PM   [Ignore Me] #3
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Fucking Zambians.
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Old 2004-06-22, 10:05 PM   [Ignore Me] #4
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WTF
Now how am I going to go out "with a bang" and make internet news?
Bah
Back to the drawing board
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Old 2004-06-22, 10:10 PM   [Ignore Me] #5
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lol Sputty...go have sex with Michael Jackson that would probably be worse than the hen.
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Old 2004-06-22, 10:16 PM   [Ignore Me] #6
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Plus there's the benefit that Michael Jackson will be slaughtered afterwards.
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Old 2004-06-22, 10:17 PM   [Ignore Me] #7
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What the HELL?
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Old 2004-06-22, 10:25 PM   [Ignore Me] #8
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At least we know he wasn't gay, he chose a hen
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Old 2004-06-22, 10:27 PM   [Ignore Me] #9
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Originally Posted by Bighoss
At least we know he wasn't gay, he chose a hen
I'm not going to touch this one.
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Old 2004-06-22, 10:59 PM   [Ignore Me] #10
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I didnt commit suicide
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Old 2004-06-22, 11:14 PM   [Ignore Me] #11
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Originally Posted by Squeeky
I didnt commit suicide
You're not Zambian either
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Old 2004-06-22, 11:38 PM   [Ignore Me] #12
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Originally Posted by Sputty
You're not Zambian either
Yes i am
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Old 2004-06-22, 11:40 PM   [Ignore Me] #13
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Originally Posted by Squeeky
Yes i am
Lies
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Old 2004-06-22, 11:43 PM   [Ignore Me] #14
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Originally Posted by Sputty
Lies
this is no shen sputty
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Old 2004-06-23, 12:24 AM   [Ignore Me] #15
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Originally Posted by AztecWarrior
I'm not going to touch this one.
Honestly what sounds worse?

Homosexual Bestiality or Just Bestality?
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