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2004-06-23, 07:37 AM
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Well, not really. A problem, of sorts, that ive had to overcome, and figured it may a neat little diversion, getting those rusty gwears a' turnin' inside that noggin of yours.
You are the proud owner of a honest-to-goodnes 5.1 home theatre system at the age of 13, you spoiled bitch. Suddenly, while listening to Johnny Cash/(enter your favorite old artist here), several speakers go out, and all you can hear is shitty shitty shittyiness pouring forth like so many gallons of water from the speakers. You have a box of the receiver/speakers in the garage. You have no idea where the manuals for either are. Solve without spending any money/comitting any crimes/DHITB
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2004-06-23, 07:57 AM
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2004-06-23, 09:07 AM
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Simple... you, being a spoiled bitch, bitch at your parent's about how your speakers do not work. Then they, being spoiling parents, will buy you a new set of speakers... money is spent but it's not YOUR money, and the only crime commited is being spoiled... once completed you can be wierd and DMommyITB as thanks or just say thank you... On a different note... spoiled=death....
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2004-06-23, 09:14 AM
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Definitly not the route I went 
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2004-06-23, 10:10 AM
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You're spoiled, just bitch to the parental units. They'll get you a 7.1 system to replace the 5.1.
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2004-06-23, 10:28 AM
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2004-06-23, 11:25 AM
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Troubleshoot the speakers. Check and ensure all the wiring is making a good connection to the speakers and the receiver. Check the receiver and ensure it's set properly for 5.1 while listening to CDs.
If this doesn't work, check how long ago you bought it. Most manufacturer's have a 1 year warranty on their product, so if it's covered, they'll likely replace it. Check to see if you have an extended service plan with the place you bought the 5.1 system. Some places will allow you to exchange the unit within the manufacturer's warranty, some will not. If none of the above works, cry like a little bitch.
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