Please Lord Don't Make My Death Funny

[Triggar]

Thought you weirdo's would enjoy this:

http://www.newyorker.com/shouts/cont...40705sh_shouts

Please don�t let my death in any way involve one of those giant inflatable rats that union protesters put up outside non-union job sites. Or a blimp of any kind. Until I see some evidence to the contrary, I�m going to have to say that my dying because of just about anything inflatable would be something I�d rather avoid. A hot-air balloon, I guess, would be O.K., but only if I�m actually in the balloon at the time. At least that would be kind of rugged and outdoorsy. What I�m trying to say is: if someone else�s hot-air balloon falls out of the sky and smothers me while I�m lying in a hammock reading Hot Air Balloon Enthusiast magazine, I�m going to be a little pissed.

I apologize for that language, Lord, but I�m just trying to be honest with You.

[Onizuka]

uh...

[QuakCow]

[Ivan]

A vehicular accident? Fine. Bring it on. I understand that, statistically, there�s a pretty good chance of that happening anyway. Just please don�t let it involve a moped. Or a go-kart.

[OfaLoaf]

I would have to consider any fatality involving a prolapsed anus, of course, absolutely beyond the pale. I mean, come on, Lord.

[JetRaiden]

oh my....

[OneManArmy]

now that was funny.