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2004-07-10, 06:13 PM | [Ignore Me] #1 | ||
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Ok, I'll stop posting stupid links now...
Not as funny as dog toys, but whatever... Here's what I got: The most ideal way of suicide for you is to... Hang yourself (stand on chair, place noose around neck, kick chair) Jesus fucking Christ you are a loser, maybe if you would have spent the 2 hours each day you spent jacking off in you're room alone on something constructive you wouldn't be in such a fucked up situation... too late now. A bland person should have a bland death... go hang yourself you good for nothing piece of shit. edit: ...and yet, I know the difference between your, and you're. how ironic. Last edited by SDM; 2004-07-10 at 06:17 PM. |
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2004-07-10, 06:24 PM | [Ignore Me] #2 | ||
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ou sure you can read this? Because according to your answers you are either: a).A Drunk b).A Pot head c).All of the above. The best way for you to end your loser life would be to simply get really wasted and pass out on some train tracks. I know its a little complicated for you to handle but I have faith in you!
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2004-07-10, 06:25 PM | [Ignore Me] #3 | ||
The most ideal way of suicide for you is to... Train Decapation (Place neck on tracks, wait for train) You sure you can read this? Because according to your answers you are either: a).A Drunk b).A Pot head c).All of the above. The best way for you to end your loser life would be to simply get really wasted and pass out on some train tracks. I know its a little complicated for you to handle but I have faith in you! SO TRUE!! |
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2004-07-10, 07:09 PM | [Ignore Me] #10 | ||
Major General
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Suicide Bomb
(Explosives tied to self, run into croud of people) The torture has gone on long enough! If you got this result you are probably an average Joe who's had it a little harder then most when it comes to a lot of things.. The opposite sex mostly... fuck em, fuck em all... Strap that bomb on soldier this is your last mission, look who's laughing now buddy! Go get em. Interesting..
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2004-07-10, 07:15 PM | [Ignore Me] #11 | |||
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-07-10, 07:34 PM | [Ignore Me] #12 | ||
I LIVE IN ENGLAND
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Suicide Bomb
(Explosives tied to self, run into croud of people) The torture has gone on long enough! If you got this result you are probably an average Joe who's had it a little harder then most when it comes to a lot of things.. The opposite sex mostly... fuck em, fuck em all... Strap that bomb on soldier this is your last mission, look who's laughing now buddy! Go get em.
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I bet nobody notices this text. [Hezzy]: "balallaalalla! blow the heathens up with a large nuclear device" [Hezzy]: "BOOM" [Hezzy]: gg |
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2004-07-10, 09:20 PM | [Ignore Me] #14 | ||
General
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Jump to your death (Get on something high up, make a ruckus to cause croud, jump) What's wrong with you? Your Mom not give you enough attention as a child or what? NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY! NO ONE THINKS YOU'RE FUNNY AND NO FUCKING ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOU SING! but at least you finaly get your 15 minutes of fame atop that building... just remember to jump. |
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