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2004-07-11, 09:58 PM | [Ignore Me] #1 | ||
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Situation:
You have just gotten back from a beach party, from whence you have exerted yourself the previous day to complete exhaustion. You have slept from 230 AM to 530 am, then, from 6 to 10, from 1045 to 130, and then from 8 to 10. You have not eaten all day. You are hungry, and have a vast amount of money at your disposal, 40$ Suggestions on Places to Eat from.
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2004-07-11, 10:19 PM | [Ignore Me] #8 | ||
Lightbulb Collector
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Subway/Quizno's.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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