Work Pr0n? [SFW]

Triggar · 2004-07-15, 09:51 AM

I work as a student assistant for the Flight Department of my school. I work mornings, and another kid (we'll call him "Bill") comes in in the afternoon. Every morning when I come in to work, I run SpyBot and AdAware on this machine because otherwise it's slow as hell. I decided to try and find the cause of the computer cloggage (since the only sites I visit at work are the flight department's system, PSU, KingsofChaos and Fark), so I checked the internet history from the night before.

Cue vomit.

I always knew that Bill checked out collegehumor.com like crazy, but today I decided to click on some of the things he was looking at. I find some flash games, some harmless pictures, THEN I uncover his search for the words "fucking" and "pussy", and the related pictures.

Come to think of it, the keyboard is a bit sticky.

I should also add that my boss is out of the office for most of the day for the next few days doing interviews.

I am thoroughly grossed out. Discuss.

Infernus · 2004-07-15, 09:54 AM

Ugh... erm... well don't get him fired, just warn him that you know, and that you'll take it to the bosses if it happens again...

Hamma · 2004-07-15, 10:00 AM

Thats why I have a laptop, I can surf porn at any remote location and not be discovered because I bring the evidence with me.

oddfish · 2004-07-15, 10:02 AM

Originally Posted by Hamma

Thats why I have a laptop, I can surf porn at any remote location and not be discovered because I bring the evidence with me.

bingo.

Infernus · 2004-07-15, 10:04 AM

Originally Posted by Hamma

Thats why I have a laptop, I can surf porn at any remote location and not be discovered because I bring the evidence with me.

That's what I should do... but nah... the laptop is heavy... (anything weighing over 1 pound is considered 'heavy')

Baneblade · 2004-07-15, 10:13 AM

Originally Posted by Infernus

That's what I should do... but nah... the laptop is heavy... (anything weighing over 1 pound is considered 'heavy')

Infernus · 2004-07-15, 10:16 AM

Originally Posted by Sobekeus

What... I hate lifting things when I don't have to... I'm lazy as fuck (I play goalie for a reason- I dont have to move much...)

Baneblade · 2004-07-15, 10:19 AM

I used to train weights, so forgive me if I don't think 1 pound is heaveh...

Wolfeh · 2004-07-15, 10:22 AM

Do topics always get derailed this quickly? ^^

Ivan · 2004-07-15, 10:23 AM

Originally Posted by Sobekeus

I used to train weights, so forgive me if I don't think 1 pound is heaveh...

How do you train a weight? Do you train them to do funny tricks?

Baneblade · 2004-07-15, 10:27 AM

Originally Posted by Ivan

How do you train a weight? Do you train them to do funny tricks?

Oh yes, we had this one guy named Ivan, he liked to try to catch them with his teeth.

oddfish · 2004-07-15, 10:29 AM

Originally Posted by Sobekeus

Oh yes, we had this one guy named Ivan, he liked to try to catch them with his teeth.

the real trick is trying to catch them with your brain stem.

Glaynor · 2004-07-15, 10:31 AM

Originally Posted by Hamma

Thats why I have a laptop, I can surf porn at any remote location and not be discovered because I bring the evidence with me.

Err do you bring all the 'evidence' of your looking at porn with you? Must have lots of tissues in your possession !!

Infernus · 2004-07-15, 10:33 AM

Originally Posted by Sobekeus

I used to train weights, so forgive me if I don't think 1 pound is heaveh...

I was being facetious...

Baneblade · 2004-07-15, 10:38 AM

Originally Posted by Infernus

I was being facetious...