My chem teacher is the craziest fuck ever.

Spee · 2004-08-04, 01:48 AM

Mr. S: Now, according to the electorn repulsion theory, when you touch something, youre not actually touching it. Youre floating nanometers away from it. The sensation of touching it stems from the fact that your electrons are smashing against the other object, and then returning to you. Thus, if you were laying on your bed, youre not laying on it. Youre floating, due ot the electron repulsion thery. Now, using this theory, I could go rape someone, and they wouldnt have SHIT on me. Yeah, owned. Bitches.

AztecWarrior · 2004-08-04, 01:49 AM

I think SDM is your teacher :P

You'd better run.

JetRaiden · 2004-08-04, 01:50 AM

I hope you're kidding.

UncleDynamite · 2004-08-04, 01:56 AM

Originally Posted by JetRaiden

I hope you're kidding.

He's not. Electron repulsion theory is absolutely true. Should be standard knowledge in any basic physics and/or chem course.

AztecWarrior · 2004-08-04, 01:57 AM

Okay, not only is he going to be a serial rapist, he's legally protected. Don a mustache and flee to Zimbabwe.

Everay · 2004-08-04, 03:30 AM

Originally Posted by UncleDynamite

He's not. Electron repulsion theory is absolutely true. Should be standard knowledge in any basic physics and/or chem course.

i think he means in the last sentance there, with the if i rape one of you, none of you will have anything on me.

Jaged · 2004-08-04, 04:28 AM

How would this theory allow you to rape someone with out leaving any evidence?

Sputty · 2004-08-04, 04:46 AM

I don't think Jaged understands

Jaged · 2004-08-04, 04:52 AM

Lol I understand what he thinks, but I dont understand why he thinks it. Even if your penis diddnt technicly touch the inside of SDM's ass, there would still be evidence left behind. The evidence would be floating thate too I guess.

Sputty · 2004-08-04, 04:59 AM

...No..You don't understand then
How can it be rape? He's not touching them at all, so since no contact is made there's no penetration and the "feeling" was just electrons, not the person
/slap
Don't say you understand when you obviously don't

Jaged · 2004-08-04, 05:10 AM

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kreeten · 2004-08-04, 05:43 AM

I thought this might be an interesting thread, but it has degenerated into, uhm, just weird.

Smaug · 2004-08-04, 07:03 AM

Stop the presses: KOBE IS INNOCENT

Electrofreak · 2004-08-04, 07:16 AM

Pfft. you'd think more ppl would know about it. Yeah, Electrons repel one-another, so when 2 atoms are moved together, they don't actually make contact. The electrons repel one another and the atoms dont touch. You might think, how in hell do electrons provide enough force to prevent the atoms from coming together, but since they are all linked together to form molecules in the trillions, it becomes quite a powerful force, and thus "feels" solid. Oh and spee... I'm pretty sure that the US Supreme court would argue that while "scientifically" there is no contact, the few billionths of a nanometer (or whatever, I'm speculating) that the atoms come within eachother qualifies as contact according to the law. Sorry bud :\

Smaug · 2004-08-04, 07:22 AM

Originally Posted by Electrofreak

Pfft. you'd think more ppl would know about it. Yeah, Electrons repel one-another, so when 2 atoms are moved together, they don't actually make contact. The electrons repel one another and the atoms dont touch. You might think, how in hell do electrons provide enough force to prevent the atoms from coming together, but since they are all linked together to form molecules in the trillions, it becomes quite a powerful force, and thus "feels" solid. Oh and spee... I'm pretty sure that the US Supreme court would argue that while "scientifically" there is no contact, the few billionths of a nanometer (or whatever, I'm speculating) that the atoms come within eachother qualifies as contact according to the law. Sorry bud :\

Way to ruin a joke. You suck, joke ruiner.