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Old 2004-08-04, 02:13 AM   [Ignore Me] #1
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Someone tell Al Franken that his glasses are on wrong:


Whoever makes the biggest funny by August 12 gets...a surprise.

Fire away.
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Old 2004-08-04, 04:32 AM   [Ignore Me] #2
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Originally Posted by AztecWarrior
My nipples smell like sourkraut...
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Old 2004-08-04, 04:45 AM   [Ignore Me] #3
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Pic's too small, and that pic isn't specific enough
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Old 2004-08-04, 06:36 AM   [Ignore Me] #4
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Originally Posted by AztecWarrior
Someone tell Al Franken that his glasses are on wrong:
Excuse me sir, apparently your spectacles are not being worn correctly.
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[Hezzy]: "balallaalalla! blow the heathens up with a large nuclear device"
[Hezzy]: "BOOM"
[Hezzy]: gg
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Old 2004-08-04, 07:17 AM   [Ignore Me] #5
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Originally Posted by AztecWarrior
You should have gone to Specsavers
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Old 2004-08-04, 07:45 AM   [Ignore Me] #6
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Originally Posted by Lartnev
You should have gone to Specsavers
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[Hezzy]: "balallaalalla! blow the heathens up with a large nuclear device"
[Hezzy]: "BOOM"
[Hezzy]: gg
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Old 2004-08-04, 07:56 AM   [Ignore Me] #7
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Originally Posted by AztecWarrior
You Goddamn Liberals aren't only crooked in morals, you're crooked with your glasses!


/conservative
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Old 2004-08-04, 07:59 AM   [Ignore Me] #8
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Originally Posted by Lartnev
You should have gone to Specsavers
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Old 2004-08-04, 08:27 AM   [Ignore Me] #9
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Old 2004-08-04, 08:48 AM   [Ignore Me] #10
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Originally Posted by AztecWarrior
Someone tell Al Franken that his glasses are on wrong:


Whoever makes the biggest funny by August 12 gets...a surprise.

Fire away.
Hey Franky your glasses are wrong
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Old 2004-08-04, 02:23 PM   [Ignore Me] #11
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jenny wins for originality.
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Old 2004-08-04, 02:25 PM   [Ignore Me] #12
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If the suprise doesn't involve Aztec being naked for my camera I''m out...
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Old 2004-08-04, 02:36 PM   [Ignore Me] #13
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"Al Franken, I have good news. Your glasses are crooked."
"I thought you said you had good news."
"I do. I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance with geico."
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