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Old 2004-08-09, 04:28 PM   [Ignore Me] #1
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/3548210.stm
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Old 2004-08-09, 04:29 PM   [Ignore Me] #2
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When will someone go nuts and make an Aryan super-army?
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
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Old 2004-08-09, 04:39 PM   [Ignore Me] #3
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Im not sure which is more interesting, that people are cloning or that there are people who would spend 50 grand to clone a cat instead of 50 bucks to get one from a shelter...
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Old 2004-08-09, 05:19 PM   [Ignore Me] #4
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Arent they free from a shelter?

I cant wait until they make "clone-it-yourself" hookers. You can buy them from safeway in 5-packs. "Just use the easy tear tab on the top of the package, then pour the powder contained into a bath tub full of water, sprinkle in one of our ready-made DNA samples from different famous figures, or get your own DNA from someone you know (or possibly an attractive stranger you met on the bus), let it sit for 6 hours, and voila, a brand new clone for you and your mexican gangbanger friends to use and abuse!"

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What?
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Old 2004-08-09, 05:20 PM   [Ignore Me] #5
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COPY CAT!
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Old 2004-08-09, 05:21 PM   [Ignore Me] #6
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Originally Posted by Strygun
COPY CAT!
Most Corny joke of 2004, right here.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
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Old 2004-08-09, 05:40 PM   [Ignore Me] #7
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How fun... we're playing god....
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Old 2004-08-09, 05:42 PM   [Ignore Me] #8
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Originally Posted by Mr1337Duck
How fun... we're playing god....
Hey, at least now we can say there is a god
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Old 2004-08-09, 05:43 PM   [Ignore Me] #9
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Originally Posted by Derfud
Arent they free from a shelter?

I cant wait until they make "clone-it-yourself" hookers. You can buy them from safeway in 5-packs. "Just use the easy tear tab on the top of the package, then pour the powder contained into a bath tub full of water, sprinkle in one of our ready-made DNA samples from different famous figures, or get your own DNA from someone you know (or possibly an attractive stranger you met on the bus), let it sit for 6 hours, and voila, a brand new clone for you and your mexican gangbanger friends to use and abuse!"

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What?



Ill take 3!
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Old 2004-08-09, 05:56 PM   [Ignore Me] #10
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Originally Posted by Strygun
COPY CAT!
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Old 2004-08-10, 01:17 AM   [Ignore Me] #11
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aww i was hoping you were making those cat sigs again damn, anyways cool lil article.
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Old 2004-08-10, 01:31 AM   [Ignore Me] #12
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about damn time.

who gives a shit about monkeys or sheep. they shouldve been cloning kittens the whole time.
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Old 2004-08-10, 01:58 AM   [Ignore Me] #13
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Originally Posted by Strygun
COPY CAT!
Excellent work padawan.

The force is strong in this one.
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Old 2004-08-10, 10:16 AM   [Ignore Me] #14
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Originally Posted by EineBeBoP

Ill take 3,000,000,000,000,000!
I knew you were gonna say that...


now Eine, can you do me a favor... mail me some of your blood, and some of Corr's blood please... just a leetttleee bit so as that my clones can be hawt...
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Old 2004-08-10, 11:34 AM   [Ignore Me] #15
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hmmm 50 grand for a cat... gratuitous spending.... ughhghh....
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