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2004-08-09, 04:29 PM | [Ignore Me] #2 | ||
Lightbulb Collector
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When will someone go nuts and make an Aryan super-army?
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-08-09, 05:19 PM | [Ignore Me] #4 | ||
Brigadier General
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Arent they free from a shelter?
I cant wait until they make "clone-it-yourself" hookers. You can buy them from safeway in 5-packs. "Just use the easy tear tab on the top of the package, then pour the powder contained into a bath tub full of water, sprinkle in one of our ready-made DNA samples from different famous figures, or get your own DNA from someone you know (or possibly an attractive stranger you met on the bus), let it sit for 6 hours, and voila, a brand new clone for you and your mexican gangbanger friends to use and abuse!" ... What?
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2004-08-09, 05:21 PM | [Ignore Me] #6 | |||
Lightbulb Collector
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-08-09, 05:43 PM | [Ignore Me] #9 | |||
Ill take 3! |
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2004-08-10, 10:16 AM | [Ignore Me] #14 | |||
Lieutenant General
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now Eine, can you do me a favor... mail me some of your blood, and some of Corr's blood please... just a leetttleee bit so as that my clones can be hawt...
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