BoBo the drunken bear [MERGED]

[SDM]

Bear guzzles 36 beers, passes out at campground
Wednesday, August 18, 2004 Posted: 9:12 PM EDT (0112 GMT)

SEATTLE, Washington (Reuters) -- A black bear was found passed out at a campground in Washington state recently after guzzling down three dozen cans of a local beer, a campground worker said on Wednesday.

"We noticed a bear sleeping on the common lawn and wondered what was going on until we discovered that there were a lot of beer cans lying around," said Lisa Broxson, a worker at the Baker Lake Resort, 80 miles (129 km) northeast of Seattle.

The hard-drinking bear, estimated to be about two years old, broke into campers' coolers and, using his claws and teeth to open the cans, swilled down the suds.

It turns out the bear was a bit of a beer sophisticate. He tried a mass-market Busch beer, but switched to Rainier Beer, a local ale, and stuck with it for his drinking binge.

Wildlife agents chased the bear away, but it returned the next day, said Broxson.

They set a trap using as bait some doughnuts, honey and two cans of Rainier Beer. It worked, and the bear was captured for relocation.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/West/08/1...eut/index.html

[Squeeky]

lawl ^_^

[Ivan]

I think it's time for an intervention.

Smoky, we know you have a problem, and it's time you realize you have a problem too.

[Triggar]

Originally Posted by SDM

They set a trap using as bait some doughnuts, honey and two cans of Rainier Beer. It worked, and the bear was captured for relocation.

Sad part is, I have sooo many friends that would walk right into that trap.

[Glaynor]

Lol Triggar - good to see you back. My sis lives in Orlando and said that it was crazy down in Fla.

Back on topic - that is one impressive bear. I wonder if it is Yogi's cousin?

[JakeLogan]

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/West/08/1...eut/index.html

SEATTLE, Washington (Reuters) -- A black bear was found passed out at a campground in Washington state recently after guzzling down three dozen cans of a local beer, a campground worker said on Wednesday.

"We noticed a bear sleeping on the common lawn and wondered what was going on until we discovered that there were a lot of beer cans lying around," said Lisa Broxson, a worker at the Baker Lake Resort, 80 miles (129 kilometers) northeast of Seattle.

The hard-drinking bear, estimated to be about two years old, broke into campers' coolers and, using his claws and teeth to open the cans, swilled down the suds.

It turns out the bear was a bit of a beer sophisticate. He tried a mass-market Busch beer, but switched to Rainier Beer, a local ale, and stuck with it for his drinking binge.

Wildlife agents chased the bear away, but it returned the next day, said Broxson.

They set a trap using as bait some doughnuts, honey and two cans of Rainier Beer. It worked, and the bear was captured for relocation.

[Triggar]

Erm... Jake?

http://www.planetside-universe.com/f...ad.php?t=24979

[Strygun]

Merged the two threads.

Estoy un admin!

[JakeLogan]

sorry my mistake. figures the first time I try to post a funny news article that someone else already did.

[SDM]

Originally Posted by JakeLogan

sorry my mistake. figures the first time I try to post a funny news article that someone else already did.

I'll let you take the next one.

[Triggar]

SDM I keep looking at that avatar thinking it's your kid.

I imagine if you ever did have a kid, that's what he'd look like. And he'd squeal like Jim Carrey's "most annoying noise ever" from Dumb and Dumber.

[JakeLogan]

Originally Posted by SDM

I'll let you take the next one.

nah you go ahead your better at finding stuff like this.

[JetRaiden]

Originally Posted by Triggar

SDM I keep looking at that avatar thinking it's your kid.

I imagine if you ever did have a kid, that's what he'd look like. And he'd squeal like Jim Carrey's "most annoying noise ever" from Dumb and Dumber.

[SDM]

Originally Posted by Triggar

SDM I keep looking at that avatar thinking it's your kid.

I imagine if you ever did have a kid, that's what he'd look like. And he'd squeal like Jim Carrey's "most annoying noise ever" from Dumb and Dumber.

I'm not allowed to procreate.

[_-Gunslinger-_]

Thank the lord (who I dont believe in).