Gotta love Ebay

[EineBeBoP]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...tem=5517950774

[Mag]

Sex, you can get it EEEEEeeeeeebay.

[Infernus]

My question is... what if she isn't a virgin... you're just paying for a very expensive whore in that case...

[Ivan]

If she looks like that I wouldn't care if she is or isn't virgin.

[Squeeky]

There was another auction with some asian chick who had a OB/GYN licensed Dr. with a PHD submit a signed affidavid that the girl was indeed a virgin.

As for this auction

<Squeeky> I'd hit that chick so fucking hard
<Squeeky> She's probably tighter than a straw

[I Hate Pants]

She says she's not willing to do anything sexual. Just going out for dinner and shopping and shit.

It's a lose, lose deal for the bidder.

What a rip! If I spend more than 50 bucks on her I expect to get my little wanker waxed. And if she's wearing braces, i'll punch them outta her mouth!

[Squeeky]

For legal reasons, you are bidding on the chance to spend a day and night with me. Anything else that should happen, for example, sexual intercourse, is between two consenting adults and outside of this deal. Please note, I will not have any unprotected sex of any kind.

This chick is gonna get railed, or she isnt getting paid. She said she accepts a down payment, and the rest upon meeting. (and that means paying her right after sex)

[Squeeky]

Oh and for the record, you can go to the Bunny Ranch in Las Vegas, NV. And legally pay for sex. For around $500-3,000. You get to do anything from getting a wank from the chick, to anything your little heart desires. I watched the HBO special. Makes me wish i had $3,000 .

Some of thse chicks are ex-pornstars too.

[Kam]

I asked the EBay girl if she would see me when she came here as a side trip from her buyer. I told her that I'm a 16 year old nerd with other nerd friends. What do you think she will say?

[Squeeky]

Originally Posted by Kam

I asked the EBay girl if she would see me when she came here as a side trip from her buyer. I told her that I'm a 16 year old nerd with other nerd friends. What do you think she will say?

I dont think she'll respond.

[Kam]

Ya, probably. Damn golddigger.

[Everay]

if i was a millionaire....

[Lonehunter]

Has she said if she has any diseases or not? Gal that does something like this may have pulled it off a few times.

[Sputty]

Originally Posted by Lonehunter187

has she said if she has any diseases or not? gal that does something like this may have pulled it off a few times.

Your reading comprehension skills need improvement, most definately.

[Jaged]

So she has been waiting for the right guy for all these years and has remained a virgin, but is still willing to sell her self to some random guy on ebay? Thats likely....

I would still hit it though.