Stupid NBC '04 Summer Olympics Quotes

SDM · 2004-09-10, 01:54 AM

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw
her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from
personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother
and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths
in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can
expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't
like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the
IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've
got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

Everay · 2004-09-10, 01:59 AM

Originally Posted by SDM

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

i call bullshit on that one,

Pilgrim · 2004-09-10, 01:59 AM

Roflmaowtmp

Wraithlord · 2004-09-10, 02:00 AM

more plz?

Arctik#2 · 2004-09-10, 02:26 AM

Jaged · 2004-09-10, 02:29 AM

Are you the other arctik?

MrPaul · 2004-09-10, 03:06 AM

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother
and father."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can
expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't
like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've
got eleven Dicks on the field."

They're all old. Colemanballs. :/

As for the others, not heard them.