Teacher! Teacher! Can I have some more beer?

Dharkbayne · 2004-09-30, 08:21 PM

http://www.nbc4.com/news/3770181/detail.html

"We thought it was limeade!111"

Infernus · 2004-09-30, 08:23 PM

Indecisive · 2004-09-30, 08:23 PM

"we dont like the smell"

Lonehunter · 2004-09-30, 08:39 PM

When I was I think 6 I saw some red juice in my fridge, with strawberies at the bottom, I thought it was "home made coolaid", yes I know I'm dumb but that was some interesting juice for me at that age.

Squeeky · 2004-09-30, 08:40 PM

Haha, bullshit. I saw those kids, they got trashed. They were doing bodyshots and shit, fucking hooligans.

JetRaiden · 2004-09-30, 08:42 PM

those losers.

_-Gunslinger-_ · 2004-09-30, 08:43 PM

When I was 8 my mother served me a large (16oz+) glass of apple cider. As she was doing this my grandfather looks at her quizicly, then shrugs and walks off. So we sit down to dinner as I have 3 glasses of the stuff. Turns out, it wasnt apple cider at all. It was apple jack. When aged correctly it has roughtly a 7% alcohol content. That makes for 4 beers in under 30 min to an 8 year old. Been a cold drunk since then!

Jekz · 2004-09-30, 08:49 PM

You have a wonderful mother. LoL.

Neon Apocalypse · 2004-09-30, 09:00 PM

surprised that they actually allowed tequila at a school

Mag · 2004-09-30, 09:06 PM

Heh, that's my local news channel.

OfaLoaf · 2004-09-30, 09:18 PM

Originally Posted by Mag

Heh, that's my local news channel.

You're supposed to be drunk, dammit! Needs moar sloppy tpyign!

Mag · 2004-09-30, 09:57 PM

it'as sytilli vkinscking innnnnnnnnnsa.

AztecWarrior · 2004-09-30, 11:16 PM

Fools.

Rbstr · 2004-09-30, 11:23 PM

i did that once when i was little, red liquid in the fridge is just like koolaid, untill you taste it that is

I Hate Pants · 2004-09-30, 11:47 PM

Originally Posted by _-Gunslinger-_

When I was 8 my mother served me a large (16oz+) glass of apple cider. As she was doing this my grandfather looks at her quizicly, then shrugs and walks off. So we sit down to dinner as I have 3 glasses of the stuff. Turns out, it wasnt apple cider at all. It was apple jack. When aged correctly it has roughtly a 7% alcohol content. That makes for 4 beers in under 30 min to an 8 year old. Been a cold drunk since then!

4 beers in under 30 mins? I highly doubt any 8 year old could handle that.

Your liver wouldn't be able to handle soo much liquor at such a young age.