Oh. My. God.

DaShiznit · 2004-10-11, 03:23 PM

Holy Crap
Ok. I've been pissed at my parents before, but JESUS CHRIST!

MrPaul · 2004-10-11, 03:39 PM

An older daughter, Thanica Derrick, said her mother had been having trouble with the girl. Walton had six children and lived in a converted garage used as the family home.

Omai.

Darksim · 2004-10-11, 03:41 PM

Step 1: Tie girl to wooden chair bolted to the ground.
Step 2: Take louisville slugger.
Step 3: Execute girl painfully with bat.
Step 4: Toss chair in river.

Thats how we should execute her...any objections?

Sputty · 2004-10-11, 03:43 PM

I have one, send the body to me
I can make use of the body of a 12 year old girl

MrPaul · 2004-10-11, 03:43 PM

Beofre she gets in the chair, you should tar her, then feather her, then walk her through the largest mall in her state. Then let your beatings commence.

scarpas · 2004-10-11, 03:55 PM

ok... the last 3 posts were really fucked up.

anyways i say 20 years for punishment.

MrPaul · 2004-10-11, 04:00 PM

Originally Posted by scarpas

ok... the last 3 posts were really fucked up.

Yes. But in comparisson to what that girl did (She killed her own MOTHER because she was grounded!) we're like Jesus eating bagels.

DaShiznit · 2004-10-11, 04:02 PM

we're like Jesus eating bagels.

Does that mean we're not fucked up?

MrPaul · 2004-10-11, 04:04 PM

Originally Posted by DaShiznit

Does that mean we're not fucked up?

Me, Darksim & Sputty aren't.
You are.

firecrackerNC · 2004-10-11, 04:11 PM

Originally Posted by Sputty

I have one, send the body to me
I can make use of the body of a 12 year old girl

I had some seriously bad images in my head after reading that. All I could think of was some 40 y/o dude humping a dead corpse.

MrPaul · 2004-10-11, 04:14 PM

Originally Posted by firecrackerNC

I had some seriously bad images in my head after reading that. All I could think of was some 40 y/o dude humping a dead corpse.

/me claps. slowly.

Fehronozova · 2004-10-11, 04:34 PM

I suppose that beats the fifteen-year-old blasting his father twice in the chest with a shotgun....

He got 40-60 years, by the way.

JetRaiden · 2004-10-11, 04:46 PM

Originally Posted by Fehronozova

I suppose that beats the fifteen-year-old blasting his father twice in the chest with a shotgun....

He got 40-60 years, by the way.

hooray! 1st post w/ no german!!!

Boomer · 2004-10-11, 05:00 PM

I want to learn german.

Indecisive · 2004-10-11, 05:07 PM

time to bust out the old world torture.