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Old 2004-10-31, 02:36 AM   [Ignore Me] #1
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Old 2004-10-31, 03:08 AM   [Ignore Me] #2
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lol those are great. God, I've always wanted to turn in something like that...

edit- any idea if they are for real?
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Old 2004-10-31, 06:01 AM   [Ignore Me] #3
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"With his dying charge, he pushed Hitler out the window, falling with him to his death."

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Old 2004-10-31, 10:17 AM   [Ignore Me] #4
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right behind him was hitler.
Oh god no.
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Old 2004-10-31, 10:23 AM   [Ignore Me] #5
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
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Old 2004-10-31, 10:52 AM   [Ignore Me] #6
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And then came the indians, who my cousin tells me ran casinos and had a power level of at least 10,000
This guy wtfpwns.
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Old 2004-10-31, 11:06 AM   [Ignore Me] #7
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I want to be this kid's best friend
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Old 2004-10-31, 12:12 PM   [Ignore Me] #8
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Old 2004-10-31, 12:32 PM   [Ignore Me] #9
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Old 2004-10-31, 12:40 PM   [Ignore Me] #10
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I love how the one teacher took him seriously
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Old 2004-10-31, 02:12 PM   [Ignore Me] #11
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i wish my students would've written stuff like that. minus the grammaitcal errors.
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Old 2004-10-31, 02:31 PM   [Ignore Me] #12
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wow kids really do have some imagination huh...I never had any, I was a Sega Mega Drive generation, I can't think for myself...
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Old 2004-10-31, 02:50 PM   [Ignore Me] #13
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I want to shake that kid's hand.
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Old 2004-10-31, 03:14 PM   [Ignore Me] #14
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im gonna be taking creative writing next semester, i think i will.
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