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Old 2005-01-07, 07:02 PM   [Ignore Me] #1
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Aaron Survives Mattress Malfunction
Friday, January 07, 2005

Aaron Carter is counting his lucky stars. The singer�s car burst into flames early Thursday morning in Florida after a mattress flew off of a truck traveling in front of him. According to Aaron, he is "so lucky to be alive" after his car ran over the mattress and burst into flames. He escaped with minor injuries. So the question is, who is going to call him first? Lindsay or Hilary?
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Old 2005-01-07, 08:35 PM   [Ignore Me] #2
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Huh? He ran over a matress and his car spontaneously combusted?
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Old 2005-01-07, 09:27 PM   [Ignore Me] #3
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his car ran over the mattress and burst into flames
i don't think i authorized the transportation of my old bed, but it should've been marked hazmat
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Old 2005-01-07, 09:53 PM   [Ignore Me] #4
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It's a shame he wasn't hurt.
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Old 2005-01-07, 10:20 PM   [Ignore Me] #5
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Well, looks like someone is getting fired.
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Old 2005-01-07, 11:24 PM   [Ignore Me] #6
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Wonder if there is some sex scandal involved with this dude, those dirty sinners have to feel the wrath of god... Uhhh jk

Thats funny, what the fuck?
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Old 2005-01-07, 11:26 PM   [Ignore Me] #7
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Ok so he had oil and gas fumes/residue on the bottom of his car and it was uber hot and the bed acted as tinder for the heat which then caugt fire and sparked the whole thing up. BOOM!!!
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Old 2005-01-08, 12:04 AM   [Ignore Me] #8
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you should be banned for being such a shitty poster.
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Old 2005-01-08, 12:34 AM   [Ignore Me] #9
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I took you off ignore for that... Hehe I guess you where on there for a reason...

You should be shot for breathing.
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Old 2005-01-08, 01:15 AM   [Ignore Me] #10
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If matresses catch fire that easily, I will sleep in a hammock.
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Old 2005-01-08, 01:25 PM   [Ignore Me] #11
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Well, rubber spinning at like 10 revs per second isnt exactly easy
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Old 2005-01-08, 02:01 PM   [Ignore Me] #12
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Lusence and Jet, please stop being trolls. You are both guilty here, consider this a warning.
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Old 2005-01-08, 04:00 PM   [Ignore Me] #13
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you should be banned for being such a shitty poster.
"edit" does not appear after 30 min (or whatever) so dont say he should be banned for that
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Old 2005-01-08, 04:04 PM   [Ignore Me] #14
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Originally Posted by hazzer2007
"edit" does not appear after 30 min (or whatever) so dont say he should be banned for that
As I look at his posts now they say:

Today, 04:24 AM
Today, 04:26 AM

... 2 minutes != >30 minutes.

He is a shitty poster.
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Old 2005-01-08, 05:19 PM   [Ignore Me] #15
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