Haiku

Denali · 2003-02-14, 10:21 AM

Ok, due to all of the not-so-exciting stuff floating around here lately, I've decided to start a thread where we can showcase our creative talents...who knows, maybe this will lead to better posts overall

This is the official Haiku thread.

For those who don't know, a Haiku is a three lined poem. You don't have to rhyme, however the first line must be 5 syllables, the second one 7, and the final line 5 syllables once again. To be true Haiku, most of them are about nature, but seeing as how this is a gaming site I suppose we'll accept ones about blowing people up (or being blown up). For those of you that think poetry writing is girly...you're mainly right...but Haiku were written by ancient Japanese samuari, it doesn't get more manly than that. So, get those creative juices flowing and let's have some good Haiku!!

Winter breezes freeze
Biting my face and my toes
I need to drink beer

See how easy?

Squeeky · 2003-02-14, 10:23 AM

you suck ho, go blow
a cow? you ask how, not now
later, masturbater

HotDogTommy · 2003-02-14, 10:29 AM

masturbater is 4 syllables.....not 3

Watching porn at home
No girlfriend at the moment
No money for beer

Squeeky · 2003-02-14, 10:32 AM

i couldnt find anything to rhyme with later

Navaron · 2003-02-14, 10:38 AM

I really hate Trolls
If I were nazi I'd ban
their sorry punk ass

Unregistered · 2003-02-14, 10:47 AM

I am not bitter
She ought to avoid crosswalks
but I'm not bitter

EineBeBoP · 2003-02-14, 10:53 AM

ArgH! its Shiatzu not she ought to! :-P
oh, well dusnt matter i suppose.

I drink coffee then i make stupid poetry

Nohimn · 2003-02-14, 11:22 AM

I like spam and trolls
Nazis are very bad people
I'm on Hamma's list

Unregistered · 2003-02-14, 11:37 AM

Beta E-mails sent
PlanetSide testing begins
Will I get to play?

Only time will tell
nothing in my inbox yet
I hate the waiting

mistled · 2003-02-14, 11:44 AM

I forgot how much haikus suck until just now.... torturing your clanmates is against the bylaws... you should know better... and if it's not, I'll go add it real quick...