This person needs my help!!!!

Kyonye · 2005-03-26, 01:38 AM

i'm sure you all get them too, every once in a while.

GREETINGS,
Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with
you.
I am Mrs Susan Gnassingbe Eyadema second wife of late President Gnassingbe
Eyadema . My late husband was a former President in TOGO , and he died on
Saturday 05/2/2005 on which the country is on fire now you can hear this
information on news concerning my country TOGO .
My first son which is MR.Faure Essozima Gnassingbe Eyadema have taking over the
country with his men and I can't wait to see him claim all possition of my late
husband that is why I fly immediately with my four children down to nearby
country in europe where my late husband kept inheritance to my children.
Before he died on Saturday he secretly called me on his bedside and told me that
he has a sum of $ 12.500.000 (Twelve Million, five hundred thousand dollars)
left in a Suspense Account here with ( FINICIAL .SECURITY AND INSURANCE COMPANY
IN EUROPE), that he used my son's name as the next of kin in deposit of the
fund. He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth and some huge
amount of money his business associates supposed to balance him from the OIL &
GAS CONTRACT they had that he was poisoned by his business associates, that I
should seek for a God fearing foreign partner in a country of my choice where I
will transfer this money and use it for investment purpose, (such as real estate
managementand etc..).

Sir, I am honourably seeking your assistance in the following ways.

1) To provide a Bank account where this money would be
transferred to.
2) To serve as the guardian of this since I am a
woman and I don't know much about business world

Moreover , I am willing to offer you 20% of the sum as compensation for effort
input after the successful transfer of this fund to your designate account
overseas.
Anticipating to hear from you soon.
Thanks and God Bless.

Best regards.
Mrs Susan Gnassingbe Eyadema and son MR. David .

Corrosion · 2005-03-26, 01:44 AM

Jaged · 2005-03-26, 02:52 AM

Why are those still funny? They are fairly common.

Electrofreak · 2005-03-26, 03:14 AM

I can't believe some people actually fall for that steaming load of bull.

I'd love to give him a bank account number that leads to a completely empty savings account.

Giovanni · 2005-03-26, 01:13 PM

Originally Posted by Jaged

Why are those still funny? They are fairly common.

Wait! This coming from the guy who thought starving to death was funny? Shut the fuck up panty waste!

Kyonye · 2005-03-26, 02:43 PM

Originally Posted by Kyonye

My late husband was a former President in TOGO , and he died on
Saturday 05/2/2005 on which the country is on fire now you can hear this
information on news concerning my country TOGO .

thats why i thought it was funny

Corrosion · 2005-03-26, 03:03 PM

Originally Posted by Kyonye

thats why i thought it was funny

In Europe and in most countries, the date it reversed.

i.e. Today is 26/3/2005

Kyonye · 2005-03-26, 03:18 PM

Originally Posted by Corrosion

In Europe and in most countries, the date it reversed.

i.e. Today is 26/3/2005

Ah, makes more sense....it's still funny though if you look at it in an american way!

Jaged · 2005-03-26, 06:06 PM

Originally Posted by Giovanni

Wait! This coming from the guy who thought starving to death was funny? Shut the fuck up panty waste!

You have no idea what that thread was about, do you?

Giovanni · 2005-03-26, 07:12 PM

Originally Posted by Jaged

You have no idea what that thread was about, do you?

Actually, yes. The thread was about an article related to Terri Schiavo's feeding tube removal in wich the doctor said the starving process was quasi-euphoric. You laughed because the article was "bullshit" but you failed to do some research and learned on the Bohica forums that the brain when put in such a situation released natural chemicals to ease the pain. You got flamed, you cried like a kid, got your thread closed, cried some more, re-did the thread and got lock once more after more crying.

So... you manage to find a real situation funny because it's "bullshit" yet you can't find a tad of humor inside a retarded scheme?

Yes good going moron!

Note: You can send me 20$, if you're stupid enough to pay for a signature I'm sure you can pay me for e-slapping you into reality.

Diviant · 2005-03-26, 07:40 PM

So, Gio, you think now that you've been around for a few months it's ok to trash talk to everyone and act like you're all cool? Go back into your mom's whomb, the world was a much nicer place without you.