Evil Kills

NeoTassadar · 2003-02-15, 11:52 PM

I'll set this up purely for everyone's amusement. List your most evil/humorous methods of killing thy enemy.

Give him a wedgie, drop a pound of hamburger in it, and release dozens of starving, rabid (insert large carnivores here).

Fire_Monkey · 2003-02-16, 12:09 AM

...ok....how bout you just cap him with the jackhammer?

NeoTassadar · 2003-02-16, 12:14 AM

Jeez ten people look but only one even posts

Deadlock · 2003-02-16, 12:23 AM

ill play.... first u knock them out. handcuff them to a tree. remove their pants. cover their lower region in honey and let the fire ants do the work.

Frost · 2003-02-16, 12:24 AM

Peh! Pansies!

Nail him to the ground, soak with maple syrup or honey, and wait for the ants to get him.

Hellsfire123 · 2003-02-16, 12:41 AM

i wanna try to knife a max. Like, if they cant turn fast enough you should be able to knife behind them. Tell me that wouldnt be the funniest thing ever.

Vanu max, leap over wall, land on marine, unload into head. That would be fun.

OmnipotentKiwi · 2003-02-16, 01:50 AM

1 Galaxy: Two certs purchased
1 Enemy: Free
Landing your galaxy on the enemy, priceless.

WNxUndeadFenix · 2003-02-16, 01:57 AM

BAH! amatuers

cut off all their fingers and their ears, make them eat them and shit them out then whipe their shit on their face. carve your name into their leg with a knife and rip out one of their eyes. then drill a hole in their stomach. then insert an eggbeater into that hole and twist their innards. MUHAHAHAHHAHAAAAHHAHAAA!!!!

i have too much free time...

Bighoss · 2003-02-16, 01:57 AM

Take an ice pick and jab it under each of their toe nails and finger nails to pop them off, Paper cuts between toes and fingers, cut hole in stomach, grab large intestine, start pulling it out, Then flay the skin and wear him as a coat.

whoa thats sick I'm giving myself the shivers

Edit:Changed ass to as. They should really change as to es or something.

WNxUndeadFenix · 2003-02-16, 02:00 AM

lol! like buffalo bill did in silence of the lambs.

IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN!!!

Arshune · 2003-02-16, 02:11 AM

1.) Get out a stealth suit, 2.) sneak up on someone, 3.) tie one end of a rope to their leg and the other to your wraith. 4.) VROOM VROOM! Or you could put a grenade on top of their head and play William Tell. Stealth suits are gonna be great.

CyricMoonblade · 2003-02-16, 03:09 AM

I always thought it would hurt to grate someone skin with a cheese grater, then let them be picked at for a few hour by vultures, then toss them over a cliff into the salty ocean, making sure they land on their stomach first, but not near any rocks or anything, no.... deep sea, and then they are pickerd apart by thosands of mutated deep sea piranah...

whats scary is i used to have something like this written on the front of my journal.... so ppl wouldn't read it cus it read " what i will do to you...."

WNxUndeadFenix · 2003-02-16, 03:14 AM

dude

falls arent that great if you go and download some faces of death you can probably find a few where guys jump out of like 50 story buildings and hit the ground. its not bloody at all. the real grousome ones are where people commit suiside or self mutalation. theres one where a guy cuts his own finger off and another where a guy blows his head off with a shotgun. then theres another where this girl gets hit by a train. oh and one where they cut off a guys head while hes still alive really slowly with a knife. heh im watchin this stuff and im only 15

CyricMoonblade · 2003-02-16, 03:19 AM

it not about disgust... it about pain.... belly flops suck :-P plus they should already be in lots of pain from the grated skin and the piece the vulutres were picking at

OmnipotentKiwi · 2003-02-16, 04:00 AM

Originally posted by WNxUndeadFenix
dude

falls arent that great if you go and download some faces of death you can probably find a few where guys jump out of like 50 story buildings and hit the ground. its not bloody at all. the real grousome ones are where people commit suiside or self mutalation. theres one where a guy cuts his own finger off and another where a guy blows his head off with a shotgun. then theres another where this girl gets hit by a train. oh and one where they cut off a guys head while hes still alive really slowly with a knife. heh im watchin this stuff and im only 15

And gamers wonder why the public sometimes thinks FPSes screw people up.