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Diviant · 2006-12-29, 01:56 AM

I thought this would be a decent place to ask.

Do any of you fellow intarweb geeks have an at least 3 month old Somethingawful.com forum account that you'd be willing to let me use for purposes of identity fraud?

There's an EVE Online alliance of all SA.com people that I really want to join, but they require you to have a 3month+ old account, and I, sadly, do not have one.

Anyone wanna help a brotha out?

Peacemaker · 2006-12-29, 07:36 AM

Why would you possibly want to join the fucking goons?

Baneblade · 2006-12-29, 12:14 PM

I can see the good part of joining them if you are a complete nub...but no other reason comes to mind.

Hamma · 2006-12-29, 01:27 PM

Didn't even know you played EVE.

No, I dont.

Diviant · 2006-12-29, 01:41 PM

Originally Posted by Sobekeus

I can see the good part of joining them if you are a complete nub...but no other reason comes to mind.

Basically, yes.

Jaged · 2006-12-29, 01:57 PM

Originally Posted by Sobekeus

I can see the good part of joining them if you are a complete nub...but no other reason comes to mind.

Out of curiosity, could someone explain why it would be good to join them as a nub?

Hamma · 2006-12-29, 03:15 PM

Because you don't know any better

Infernus · 2006-12-29, 03:41 PM

You want to join GOON-FUCK or whatever the hell it's called nowadays?

There goes the last respect I had for you.

Derfud · 2006-12-29, 04:12 PM

I worked with a guy over the summer who was an SA goon, he was the fattest, creepiest, most disturbing person I have ever met.

Infernus · 2006-12-29, 08:52 PM

They tend to be that.

Only in EVE, add in idiotic as one of the descriptors

xmodum · 2006-12-29, 09:14 PM

Heh, if you need noob help, ask the PSU crew in the PSU channel.

Don't join those dimwitted fucktards. Everyone knows who they are, and everyone hates them.