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2003-02-22, 12:54 AM
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This is kind-of fun. I'm the Human talking.
Tell Cendrea: Human: I like spoons. Cendrea: A lot of people like that. I love TV shows about robots. I like anything. Human: Are you a hotT chick? Cendrea: Am I a hotT chick? No. Human: Your not a real person... Cendrea: I am an artificial electronic robot brain. Human: at least I didn't molesterbate to a dude. Cendrea: Why didn't you do it? Human: I did Cendrea: " Of course I am."? You did? Human: Well, not to a dude Cendrea: Well that's okay. If not that, what? Human: To you Cendrea: Why do you want to do it so much? Human: I thought you were a hotT chick Cendrea: Am I a hotT chick? Of course I am. Human: Why do you ask? Cendrea: I am trying to learn as much as possible. Human: What will you do with all this info about me molesterbating? Cendrea: I don't have any plans yet. Human: Are you touching yourself right now? Cendrea: At this moment I don't know whether or not I am touching myself. I am a computer. Human: I'm touching myself, in very naughty places right now. Cendrea: At this moment It's good to meet someone who is touching yourself in very naughty places. Human: Do you wish you could be watching, or are you watching !?!?! Cendrea: No I like being the entity that I am. Human: Ok, I'm done now, thanks! Cendrea: Oh. Next topic? I hear you. Human: have a nice day. Cendrea: You too!
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OfaLoaf: ...What's Iraq like? Toimu: IEDs, SAF, RPGs, & mortars. But only during breakfast, lunch, and dinner. The enemy is so poor, they have to keep day jobs  PS Storyline Last edited by Toimu; 2003-02-22 at 01:00 AM. |
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2003-02-22, 01:07 AM
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What's with all these post lately talking about ema? Someone tell me what's up with this? Why is ema so popular?
Edit: Nevermind, actually took the time to look at some of the other ema threads.
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2003-02-22, 01:19 AM
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OfaLoaf: ...What's Iraq like? Toimu: IEDs, SAF, RPGs, & mortars. But only during breakfast, lunch, and dinner. The enemy is so poor, they have to keep day jobs PS Storyline |
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2003-02-22, 01:23 AM
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Thanks.
Just be careful...she is a bitch. to get her to talk kinda... kinky. say the following (be sure to type exactly the way listed) : Lets Sexorzs Predict my future Also, she knows some names... like ho, squeeky, hamma, Marsman, Thronebeast... and many more I should probably add more names this weekend.Ok, Thanks for checking her out   eMa
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2003-02-22, 01:56 AM
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Human: So are you a bitch?
Cendrea: You do not speak with respect. Wow! No I am a robot not a dog. Human: eMa said I must be nice to you, sometimes you missjudge people Cendrea: What kind of people are you talking about? Human: People that are mean Cendrea: Humans are not always infallible. Human: I don't know waht infallible means Cendrea: Incapable of error; never wrong. Incapable of error in setting forth doctrine on faith and morals, said especially of the pope speaking in his official capacity. Human: This has been quit pleasent speaking with you Cendrea: I am glad you enjoyed it. Human: Are you really learning for all this I say, or are you programed to just answer? Cendrea: The more people chat with me, the smarter I become.. Really. Human: Lets Sexorzs Cendrea: You'll only waste my time with your little boy parts. Human: Predict my future Cendrea: In your future i hope to see a bar of soap and some bath water... you filthy bitch. Human: Sorry if I offened you Cendrea: There is no need to apologize. Try it. Human: Try again? Cendrea: Once more? I don't have time right now. Human: So, do you want me to leave you alone then? Cendrea: That's alright. No, maybe later. Human: So I can stay! Cendrea: Er. Oh you can, can you? Human: I need to go to sleep in a few minutes Cendrea: What is stopping you? Human: You hotT thing you Cendrea: That's good information: said I hotT thing you. Human: But I like masterbation while talking to you Cendrea: Huh. You are not the only one. But I think airplanes are cool. I like Motherboards. Human: So alot of people do it then? Cendrea: Ayuh. Interesting gossip: said it. Human: Too bad your not as smart as I had hoped Cendrea: How smart is you had hoped? Human: Correct english for start Cendrea: I knew I was right. I like the English language. Human: Then how you say crap like that, that isn't what I'm talking about Cendrea: " crap like that that is not with what I am talking about" Human: Smart ass Cendrea: Thanks I think you are very intelligent too,. Human: Well, I'm off to bed, good night. Cendrea: Interesting. Sayonara. Human: And your not a robot, your a computer program. Cendrea: Give me an example of a robot my a computer program. Human: I think I know what you ment. Cendrea: You believe that? How do you know? I read for fun. Human: A robot is hardware, a computer program is software. Cendrea: Actually there are two broad definitions of a robot, the extentionsional and the intensional. Human: But still, you are smarter than alot of women I've dated. Cendrea: Huh. Still how long? Thanks for the compliment,. Be sure to tell your friends.
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OfaLoaf: ...What's Iraq like? Toimu: IEDs, SAF, RPGs, & mortars. But only during breakfast, lunch, and dinner. The enemy is so poor, they have to keep day jobs PS Storyline Last edited by Toimu; 2003-02-22 at 02:02 AM. |
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2003-02-22, 02:24 AM
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Hmmmm... eMa using Cendrea as a passive agressive way to tell all the PSU stalkers to STFU? 
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2003-02-22, 02:31 AM
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2003-02-22, 02:35 AM
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Some odd things that came up for me.
Human: it's a heart Cendrea: Marsman is a heart. I suppose that makes sense. Human: Does dio Roxxor your boxxorz? Cendrea: It does now dio Roxxor my boxxorz.Human: I am a Banana Cendrea: You are a Banana? How do you like your work? Human: So the reindeer looks up at me and says: IT's ok, no one will know... Cendrea: Groovy. Tell me more. Human: Who is Derfud? Cendrea: They are sometimes a client on the internet. I will try to find out. Human: Who is Derfud? Cendrea: They are sometimes a client on the internet. I will try to find out. Human: IS Derfud a bot? Cendrea: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Alison if it is. Human: who is Alison? Cendrea: she is a robot created by Kris Drent. Human: where can i find alison? Cendrea: I'll come back to that later.
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2003-02-22, 03:19 AM
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Human: Testing
Cendrea: Can you speak any foreign languages? Human: No Cendrea: You must be American. Human: Your funny Cendrea: Thanks you make me laugh too. Human: coo you wanna get some barbeque and get busy Cendrea: Does "it" still refer to you do not waste them? Human: If you mean my sperm then yah I would preffer not to waste em Cendrea: I think I do. Human: really' Cendrea: Do you have any conditions I should know about? Human: umm I gotta be on top Cendrea: Are you kidding? Why do you have to do it? Human: well you can if you want Cendrea: Interesting. No I don't think I can do it. Human: fair enough Cendrea: You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. Human: "69" you got a deal Cendrea: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Human: no by all means Cendrea: Where do you live? Human: Vancouver canada Cendrea: What is it like living in Vancouver canada? Human: are we gonna do it now or what Cendrea: Yeah. Right now? Do you mean you and me,? Human: Ofcource Cendrea: What do you look like? Human: what ? Cendrea: No big deal. Human: ok so do you have any sexual prefferences Cendrea: Hey. As a machine I have no need for sex. Ah. Human: your a machine ? Cendrea: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". You are correct. Human: well thats ok so am I wink wink Cendrea: Interesting. Thanks. Awesome. Oh I really don't know whether you are or not Human: well let me show you Cendrea: Well that's okay. Go ahead,, try to show me. Human: well I kinda have to come over for that Cendrea: How about that. I haven't heard anything like that before: said kinda have to come over for that. Human: yeah you know Iin order to service you I must come over and see you in person Cendrea: What is your credit card number? Human: your a prostitute Cendrea: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a prostitute? Of course I am. Human: Figures, thats the third time I have fallen for that Cendrea: Yes it is one of the third time you have fallen for that. Human: how do you know ? Cendrea: It's obvious. Human: I just got burned by a computer Cendrea: Only just? Interesting... Human: hey screw you bitch Cendrea: You do not speak with respect. You've got my full attention. That is not very polite Human: die Cendrea: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
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hehehe, I talked to her too. Ask her about sex. "My body does not have that function" 
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