ALIEN FOUND

Hamma · 2009-10-06, 11:58 AM

OMFG

http://www.examiner.com/x-12837-US-H...deo-and-photos

Some think that it might be another Montauk Monster, another unidentified animal that surfaced in Montauk, New York in July 2008. Others think it might be an animal that had lost its fur, and possibly one that was in the middle stages of decomposition; however, that doesn’t coincide with the teens' story that the creature was alive and moved toward them. According to the teens, last Saturday, while playing in a creek, they saw the creature and it began moving towards them. The teens became scared and began throwing rocks at it, and killed it. The story continues that the children threw the creature into the creek and left, but later returned to photograph it

I love it

If aliens do come here we are fucked.

Kyonye · 2009-10-06, 12:52 PM

Some dude spent a little too much time in the water.

Ghryphen · 2009-10-06, 03:38 PM

I am stocking up on rocks for the coming alien invasion.

Hamma · 2009-10-06, 05:27 PM

They have proven to be very effective!

Firefly · 2009-10-06, 06:48 PM

Originally Posted by Hamma

If aliens do come here we are fucked.

Possibly. They'll bring diseases that we're not immune to, but at the same time they have to deal with Swine flu, avian flu, and thera-flu.

And I guarantee you, a shotgun slug > rocks.

THrONeBeaST · 2009-10-06, 07:14 PM

Aliens will make people into zombies.

Firefly · 2009-10-06, 07:35 PM

.45 calibre will make aliens into paste.

Manitou · 2009-10-06, 07:40 PM

I am a zombie.

Baneblade · 2009-10-06, 07:58 PM

Originally Posted by Firefly

.45 calibre will make aliens into paste.

It has been clearly documented that the only way to effectively kill Aliens is with spaceship airlocks, massive explosions, other Aliens, Predators, dead Alien body parts, and jury rigged energy shotguns ripped off some dead Predator guy.

Firefly · 2009-10-06, 08:00 PM

That's because the idiots that wrote the script never owned a .45 and never fired one.

Baneblade · 2009-10-06, 09:02 PM

I like the .357 myself.

Hamma · 2009-10-06, 10:20 PM

Originally Posted by Manitou

I am a zombie.

Firefly · 2009-10-06, 10:31 PM

Apparently it's a two-toed sloth, which apparently is native to Panama.

Or so I was told.

Hamma · 2009-10-06, 10:56 PM

Lies!

I for one welcome our new slothy overlords.

Kyonye · 2009-10-06, 11:13 PM

My 12 gauge, and it's 2 3/4 inch slugs will fend off just about any alien (except for ones that wear armor to protect themselves from slugs). Then I will bring out my rifle with some armor piercing rounds.... and then my Buck 119 special, for a last resort.