Texts from last night

Strygun · 2009-10-11, 03:23 PM

A friend of mine just showed me this website. It's pretty stellar. I highly recommend checking out the "Best Nights -> Of All Time" section.

www.textsfromlastnight.com

Hamma · 2009-10-11, 05:12 PM

(513): I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.

Kyonye · 2009-10-11, 06:25 PM

redheads are ok, though.

(609): friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.

Kyonye · 2009-10-11, 06:38 PM

I had to post this one. those are NYC area codes. I just realized that.

(718): what happened last night?
(917): u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
(718): that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left

Hamma · 2009-10-11, 09:10 PM

haha, priceless

Squeeky · 2009-10-12, 02:00 AM

It's like bash.org on an epic scale.

Kyonye · 2009-10-12, 02:49 PM

This one made me chuckle.

(215): i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section

Hamma · 2009-10-12, 03:27 PM

hahaha nice play

QuakCow · 2009-10-13, 01:15 AM

Ha, Funny stuff

BUGGER · 2009-10-14, 03:45 PM

Or like fmylife.com

(617): I would do horrible things to your vagina.
(978): Prove it.

On the news the next morning....

xmodum · 2009-10-16, 01:32 AM

(262): Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks

Good one heh.

Hamma · 2009-10-16, 09:42 AM

xmodum! Welcome back man long time no see.

Kyonye · 2009-10-16, 09:52 AM

(970): I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.

Hey X, good to see you back. Looks like with the word of a possible PS2, we have some old timers flocking back to us.

xmodum · 2009-10-16, 06:32 PM

Thanks guys. Yea, was having some flashbacks of playing Planetside with Peacemaker, Rob, and Electrofreak and decided to take a peak, I was actually gonna buy planetside again but their online bullshit is broken. So I got Guild Wars instead.

The thought of PS2 Without BFR's is truly orgasmic.

On topic: " (407): i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star... "

Hamma · 2009-10-17, 12:07 PM

Nice! Good to have you back

(124): Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.