Zombie T Rexs vs. Flying Great White Sharks vs Atomic Powered Attack Ducks

[Peacemaker]

Who wins?
Discuss.
Bored.

[BorisBlade]

Zombie T-rex hands down, i mean how do you kill somthin that big thats also already dead? Shark would be second, while not as scary in the day, Jaws flyin around at night? Now thats scary. Now the ducks could be crazy but they just dont have much to work with. Hard to take out too much without any teeth or claws, heck they dont even have a sharp beak!

[Lartnev]

Atomic Powered Attack Ducks... just because I'd love to see them win. They'd just keep pecking!

[Firefly]

Originally Posted by BorisBlade

Hard to take out too much without any teeth or claws, heck they dont even have a sharp beak!

Shhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit you ever been bitten by a duck? Those little fuckers are MEAN!

[Baneblade]

Whoever wins... we lose.

[/AvP]

[NewSith]

They all bow before The Hair God...

[BorisBlade]

Originally Posted by Firefly

Shhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit you ever been bitten by a duck? Those little fuckers are MEAN!

Yes and it friggin hurts!

But you ever been bitten by a t-rex? no, cause no one gets bitten, they get eaten! And i never heard of people losing legs while swimming due to angry ducks, more so the fault of the giant shark with the rows of giant serrated teeth!!!

Now does this atomic powering mutate these ducks at all? Are they shooting lazers from their eyes or flyin over and bombin us with flaming acid poop of death?

[Firefly]

Originally Posted by BorisBlade

Now does this atomic powering mutate these ducks at all? Are they shooting lazers from their eyes or flyin over and bombin us with flaming acid poop of death?

Atomic ducks crap one-shot/one-kill acid with 100% accuracy.

[MattxMosh]

What type of zombie are we talking here?

This could have a huge impact on the discussion.

[Lonehunter]

I don't think the Flying Sharks have a chance. As powerful as they may be, regular living flesh just doesn't compare to the undead or atomic powered.

Mainly because I need more details on this "Attack Duck" I gotta go Zombie-Rex

Originally Posted by MattxMosh

What type of zombie are we talking here?.

Oooo good one. My previous statement was thinking it was like a "28 Days Later" zombie. But if it's a Shaun of the Dead zombie then the Atomic Ducks would own.

[MattxMosh]

Originally Posted by Lonehunter187

Oooo good one. My previous statement was thinking it was like a "28 Days Later" zombie. But if it's a Shaun of the Dead zombie then the Atomic Ducks would own.

Thats what I was thinking because I watched Shaun of the dead yesterday, haha.

Though I think flying sharks would be more dangerous than atomic ducks. Well, id be more scared of a flying shark than a poison shitting duck.

[Hamma]

Flying Sharks

[Peacemaker]

That I simply created this thread and let it spawn the hilarity makes me happy.

Notes:

Zombie from 28 days later Trex

Atomic Powered Attack Ducks are obviously not your every day attack ducks. They are atomic powered and thusly are able to shit depleted uranium rounds from their ass. They also carry missiles.

The flying sharks are drunk and Irish. (For convinces we will assume that drunk and irish are not the same thing)

[BUGGER]

This is a silly aurgument. Flying shark, hands down.

[Peacemaker]