Jiggle Physics

Marth Koopa · 2011-12-17, 02:43 AM

Will females have bouncy boobs? With the amount of detail being put towards characters, I'm leaning towards yes.

Also will there be a "boob-slider" so that I may give my future hot VS babe massive tits? I want to look as sexy as possible in them skin-tight infiltration suits.

SKYeXile · 2011-12-17, 02:52 AM

there better dam well be an abundance of midriff armour and cleavage, feat: tight spandex.

Raymac · 2011-12-17, 03:37 AM

Keep in mind this thread is started by the guy that sexually harassed one of the devs on twitter. That right there makes this neither cool nor funny. And I even have a fairly high annoyance threshold for this kind of humor.

SKYeXile · 2011-12-17, 04:00 AM

Originally Posted by Raymac

Keep in mind this thread is started by the guy that sexually harassed one of the devs on twitter. That right there makes this neither cool nor funny. And I even have a fairly high annoyance threshold for this kind of humor.

you pretty much just said boobs are not cool, THATS THE VS ATTITUDE!

Nephilimuk · 2011-12-17, 04:01 AM

Will the same feature work for blokes who like to create virtual babes?

Justaman · 2011-12-17, 04:04 AM

Pretty sure there's a clause about this somewhere that references conflicts pertaining to iron sight usage.

Not against this type of customization, just within reason.

edit: also pretty sure if we let our second heads design games they would only be fun for 5 minutes every 4 hours.

CutterJohn · 2011-12-17, 08:19 AM

I will be highly disappointed if female avatars are treated as sex objects. PS1 did it perfectly. The female armor was just as functional as the mens, and there was no armor molded into breast shapes.

Captain1nsaneo · 2011-12-17, 08:31 AM

Only if they increase the hit box size significantly.

SuperMorto · 2011-12-17, 08:55 AM

Originally Posted by Marth Koopa

Will females have bouncy boobs? With the amount of detail being put towards characters, I'm leaning towards yes.

Also will there be a "boob-slider" so that I may give my future hot VS babe massive tits? I want to look as sexy as possible in them skin-tight infiltration suits.

This has to be the most important post I have seen on this site!!

Well said I bow to you follow perv!

SuperMorto · 2011-12-17, 08:57 AM

Originally Posted by IDukeNukeml

Fuck it. +1 OP

Titties are my favorite toy.

Edit: Just don't make it sound like you're so eager to fap to it :P

FAP?... haha!

Traak · 2011-12-17, 09:52 AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Our_Boarding_House

Most notably this part:
As comics historian Don Markstein described the characters:

Martha scowled a lot, and ran her household the way a Sherman tank might run a stop sign; yet, her boarders, including Buster, Clyde, Mack and others who came and went, managed to hold their own in her presence. But it more likely owes its fame to one character in particular—Martha's husband, Major Amos B. Hoople, perhaps the greatest windbag, stuffed shirt and blowhard ever to "hrumph" his way across the funnies page. It was four months before the Major appeared on the scene (returning from a ten-year absence from Martha's life), but he quickly took over to the point where many people today think his name was the feature's title. Major Hoople had a huge, bulbous nose and an even huger gut. He sported a scraggly moustache and smoked rank cigars. He was seldom seen without a battered fez.

In addition to near-archaic expressions like "egad" and "drat", he was often heard mouthing such non-words as "fap", "awp" and "kaff". His favorite mode of expression was long-winded discourses about his prestigious and astonishing experiences, which nobody took seriously and only his occasionally-seen nephew, Alvin, even pretended to pay attention to.

So, "fap" is not a new word. And, in fact, the owners of the comic could sue, and make millions, for copyright infringement.

LZachariah · 2011-12-17, 11:51 AM

Sexual harassment is NEVER cool, nor is it ever funny. We love our Devs, and ALL of us should be ECSTATIC that more women and girls are flourishing in this industry. It's one thing to comment or joke that a girl is pretty, but one has to make COMPLETELY sure that they're being respectful, supportive, and kind about it, without having any agenda or without trying to reap some sexual satisfaction at telling that to the woman at her own expense.

I'm not a big fan of this thread. Yes, hot girls are wonderful, yes I love seeing an attractive female avatar (though I always play a male character, because i AM male; but to each their own). However, I hear a note of objectification in this thread that doesn't sit well with me.

~Zachariah

Zulthus · 2011-12-17, 12:11 PM

Wow. Pixel addicts. Seriously, I'm sure we can all agree we love lots of cleavage, but it does not belong on PS2 females. This is a game. If you'd like some tits go look at your wife (if you even have one) Honestly one of the worst ideas I've seen. It sounds like some game like Aion is better for you if you value the sexiness of the females over the gameplay.

Khellendros · 2011-12-17, 12:20 PM

I doubt there will be any bouncy boobs because armor is generally designed to keep shit wrapped up nice and tight, so don't hold your breath. And anyway, I'm pretty sure all the avatars are going to be normally proportioned, not the typical MMORPG hourglass shapes.

SuperMorto · 2011-12-17, 12:44 PM

Originally Posted by Zulthus

Wow. Pixel addicts. Seriously, I'm sure we can all agree we love lots of cleavage, but it does not belong on PS2 females. This is a game. If you'd like some tits go look at your wife (if you even have one) Honestly one of the worst ideas I've seen. It sounds like some game like Aion is better for you if you value the sexiness of the females over the gameplay.

No shit you have some issues.