Legal Torture Techniques

Revolution · 2003-03-05, 11:02 AM

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Ok torture is now legal, and you have to get info out of a scumbag vital to saving a hundred thousand innocent lives.
Get your sicko Nazi Jeffery Dommer Ted Bundy Hannibal the Cannibal BUFFALO BOB self out and list how you would torture the son of a bitch:

I'll go first:

Castration first, then make him a hotdog to eat after a week of no food or sleep or darkness. After he finishes HIS DOG, removal of all finger and toe nails. Then the Epilady device to take every peice of hair off his body(that was his break time). After that if he still dont wanna talk(but he probably would after the blade starts cutting his DONG) its time to get the hot lead and a pair of iron shoes to melt off his feet. After that use bolt cutters to take off the fingers one by one and then multiple razor blade light wounds all over his body Right Before his pure rubbing alcohol bath which since we are going to be nice let him soak in there for an hour at least.

After the removal of his eyes with a pair of Needle Nose Plairs, the team will then attempt to remove his ears with a rotating sander with heavy grit sandpaper wheels on.

Now that leads us up to not much to work with if the subject is still not talking.

After the removal of the teeth with the use of the Jaws Of Life, and removal of the lips with some hedge clippers, we proceed to the nipples which will be clipped off with wire cutters and then to attemp to stop the bleeding will be sanded down as the ears and then be sealed up with a glue gun.

His testicles will electrically shocked with a high voltage source simutaniously with his tongue.

If he still refuses to talk we shall employ a roto router type tool to clean out his colon via the entrance of the Ass. Round and Round and round and round inserting it farther and farther till he does!!!!!!

If all else fails please refer to the Chineese Water Torture meathod.

Squeeky · 2003-03-05, 11:10 AM

Nasty!! I would kidnap 50 hot babes, put them in front of him, promise him them, then release the babes and shoot the bastard

TimberWolf2K · 2003-03-05, 11:33 AM

Holy Hell man, that�s sick!

BTW, teeth should be removed with Pliers too. Sledge hammers are the tools of the common thug.

I seen a documentary about a prison riot once, a bunch of harass inmates where aloud to live in a communal room (around 20 of them) with no bars or reinforced doors.
A few hours later they had the prison locked down with all the prison guards held hostage.
Anyway, they went to the cell blocks where they kept the snitches and child molesters etc.

After finding some construction tools in another block they cut open each cell, one by one and tortured the guys inside. They mostly used a butane (I think) welding torch on their eyes / faces ect. Nasty stuff, the last guy to be killed had to wait 2 and a half hours before his time came.

Confectrix · 2003-03-05, 02:01 PM

Revolution:

Okay.

I think you should tone down on the graphic way in which you would toture someone. Not only is it sickening but worrisome.

Besides, we have younger viewers [this is a game, which attracts younger people] whom may not be prepared for your horrific descriptions.

Destroyeron · 2003-03-05, 07:08 PM

Originally posted by Squeeky
Nasty!! I would kidnap 50 hot babes, put them in front of him, promise him them, then release the babes and shoot the bastard

Keep the babes you moron!

Sando138 · 2003-03-05, 07:31 PM

If i absolutely had to use torture,

modified chinese water torture. with the water replaced with undillute H2SO4 (sulfuric acid, A.K.A. battery acid).
not talking? undilute HCl (hydrochloric acid, same acid that is in our stomachs in dillute form, one of the strongest known to man) will losen his tongue. no way humanly possible he isnt willing to tell you if you'd stop. of course, that is ONLY if i have no alternative. of course, i could always use the 'three tortures' which are self-inflicted, so more humane...

he wakes up in a room on a bed with a large rock on top of his chest. he sees the rock and there is an engraving on it:
first torture: rock on chest.
he throws it out the convenient window, and sees too late the sign on the window.
second torture: right testicle tied to rock.
he jumps out the window of course. but when he jumps he sees the last sign on the ground.
third torture: left testicle tied to bed.

AztecWarrior · 2003-03-05, 07:41 PM

You have sick, sick minds!

Bighoss · 2003-03-05, 08:19 PM

I vote for popping off toe nails and finger nails with an ice pick and then slowly skin him to make him into a leather coat

I WANT ONE TO DO MY PATRIOTIC DUTY AS AN AMERCAN

Revolution · 2003-03-05, 08:40 PM

Originally posted by Confectrix
Revolution:

Okay.

I think you should tone down on the graphic way in which you would toture someone. Not only is it sickening but worrisome.

Besides, we have younger viewers [this is a game, which attracts younger people] whom may not be prepared for your horrific descriptions.

That Was Toned Down for fragile little minds that dont yet realise we are in a dangerous real life world, and stuff like that does happen every day around the world, just usually not in the mainstream countries like the USA(or at least not broadcasted on CNN)

Did they ever find that rich white girl Little Kristen Smart? Wonder what stuff was done to her hmmmm?(actually did they find her?)

In fact if their minds are that fragile, then they should not be here considering its going to be a game where you continually SHOOT people and KILL people ............ For Fun!

Confectrix · 2003-03-05, 10:24 PM

At least you edited the first post....

SandTrout · 2003-03-05, 11:10 PM

Graphic warning, learned this one from an Eagal-scout:

Take a large gaurge seringe, insert it into testicle A and extract innards of testicle. If subject refuses to talk, inject innards of testicle A into tesicle B until subject talks or testicle B explodes.