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Old 2003-03-05, 11:50 PM   [Ignore Me] #1
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Best way to get out of school


I have been planing ahead to the PS release and think that a good, shure-fire, way to bluf your way out of school would be realy helpful. I think something like this could also help other people get in a few extra hours of needed game time on that special day. Im not talking about just calling in sick or something. I am talking about a way to get out of school in the middle of the day. Lets brain storm here! A realy good technique could realy improve many of our lifes.
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Old 2003-03-05, 11:54 PM   [Ignore Me] #2
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We used to just leave. As long as we weren't missing tests, we'd just leave during lunch or in between classes.
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Old 2003-03-05, 11:56 PM   [Ignore Me] #3
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My school is 30 miles from my house. You could stab yourself with a knife...then of course you have to go the hospital, and don't get to play PS anyway.
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Old 2003-03-05, 11:57 PM   [Ignore Me] #4
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there are many good ways that I used once are twice a year when I just really wanna go home. eat a nice big breakfast with a lot of liquids mostly water, clearer the better. Mention to your parents before hand that you don't feel too well. Of course they will make you go to school. Then in the middle of a class so you don't feel to well and you would like to go to the bathroom. Of course the teacher will let you go. Next you should already feel kinda crappy from drinking so much stuff. Put your finger down your throught just long enough to get SOME barf to come up not all. wash your hands (evidence) go back to teacher she sends you to nurse she says WHOA you throw up you must be sick lemme call your parents. HOME FREE. you can just do this at home in the morning too

Method two (for a half day) at lunch get an orange Juice and Milk drink both at same time... you'll kinda throw up on your own eventually
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Old 2003-03-05, 11:57 PM   [Ignore Me] #5
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Find a way to get sick that will not inhibit planetside enjoyment. It's more convincing if it's real.
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Old 2003-03-06, 12:01 AM   [Ignore Me] #6
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Orane juice and milk, eeeeewwwww.
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Old 2003-03-06, 12:02 AM   [Ignore Me] #7
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you could murder everyone in the house and hide the bodies... hell that would be like 2 days of playing
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Old 2003-03-06, 12:02 AM   [Ignore Me] #8
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You could have a friend trip you or something and purposely sprain your ankle. Then say that you think something is wrong with your foot. Have your mom take you home or to the doctor, then play PS.
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Old 2003-03-06, 06:01 AM   [Ignore Me] #9
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Eat some breakfast.... the more eggs the better...... then eat charchol = barfing in no time
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Old 2003-03-06, 06:08 AM   [Ignore Me] #10
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Or you could always take your textbook, and bang your head into it repeatedly until you pass out
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Old 2003-03-06, 08:18 AM   [Ignore Me] #11
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Old 2003-03-06, 08:47 AM   [Ignore Me] #12
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if you are sugar or caffine dependant, tell your mother you are sick in your first waking moment. you will sound as though you are five seconds from death of black plague. then once she agrees to call you out of school sick, go down stairs and eat something/drink a small glass of coffee. you will return to sounding and feeling normal soon, so you have to keep up the pretense of being sick.
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Old 2003-03-06, 08:57 AM   [Ignore Me] #13
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Say you are sick the night before, in the morning, say you canoot get up becuase you are sick!
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Old 2003-03-06, 09:19 AM   [Ignore Me] #14
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Couldn't you just like... not leave your room.
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Old 2003-03-06, 09:25 AM   [Ignore Me] #15
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Isnt college wonderful, if its not a critical day, Im gone

also, Jaged, i love this line: "on that special day"
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